Being Asked Challenging Questions

Question 1

Did you know youre really arrogant karl

Answer 1

I mean i try my best

Question 2

Why are you so angry

Answer 2

My stomach is empty and my heart is full

Question 3

Why dont you ever bring anyone to these functions

Answer 3

Cant, what if they know about each other then

Question 4

Youre not as good looking as harpo

Answer 4

Yes but who is? You?

Question 5

Cant you remember

Answer 5

What am i voltswagon i cant recall that much

Question 6

Do you have a criminal record

Answer 6

Nothing worth bragging about like you geoff

Question 7

Do you have any kids.

Answer 7

Not that i know of

Question 8

Smartass quickfire reponse from others

Answer 8

I like your work

Question 9

Karl are you asking him out?

Answer 9

If he wants me to? Im a nice person..

Question 10

Hey you, do i know you

Answer 10

Im good for the money

Question 11

Why are jones angry at us?

Answer 11

I wouldnt worry about it, they always angry at us

Question 12

Do you do drugs

Answer 12

No im poor

Question 13

What are you doing here

Answer 13

Im here to talk to pretty chicks. So. Hi.

Question 14

No one likes you karl

Answer 14

Dont call yourself no one

Question 15

You are unfair / you are ruthless

Answer 15

Dont hate the players man. hate the game

Question 16

Can you stop being useless/stupid etc

Answer 16

Can you?

Question 17

You think you can do better?

Answer 17

I cant do much worse

Question 18

What did you do?

Answer 18

3 years

Question 19

Pretty sure it was karl who made that fking offensive joke

Answer 19

Yea but you laughed didnt you..?

Question 20

Are you racist

Answer 20

My only question is: is it all true

Question 21

Are you antisocial

Answer 21

No but im not prosocial either

Question 22

What do you do if you dont know the answer

Answer 22

Ask the geniuses on quora

Question 23

Why are you spending so much money

Answer 23

Wait this isnt free?

Question 24

Why did you buy that low value thing e.g. cheap car

Answer 24

Im just easily impressed ok

Question 25

Are you offended karl

Answer 25

I would be if you were an anybody

Question 26

Arent you worried about being single at your age?

Answer 26

Not really. Its not like theres more chinese dudes than girls

Question 27

What are you doing???

Answer 27

I was actually hoping youd be able to tell me

Question 28

Does two wrongs make a right

Answer 28

No but maybe three might

Question 29

You dont want to drown do you

Answer 29

Not unless it was in a sea of love

Question 30

Are you chinese

Answer 30

Sure why not

Question 31

Whats your name?

Answer 31

Daniel cunningham

Question 32

What happened

Answer 32

You happened

Question 33

Can i help you?

Answer 33

Nobody can help me

Question 34

Why did you get that haircut

Answer 34

They dont offer mullets

Question 35

I heard you fked up the bracing

Answer 35

That sht was fucked the moment it left the concept stage

Question 36

Are you looking after your family

Answer 36

Yea i mean i stopped drinking didnt i

Question 37

Youve gotta earn the right to ...

Answer 37

Im a take delivery now pay later kind of guy

Question 38

Are you *negative quality e.g. homophobic*

Answer 38

No, should i be

Question 39

Are you doing anything useful

Answer 39

The hell are you, the useful police? Cuz thatd be pretty ironic wouldnt it

Question 40

Youre not that good looking

Answer 40

Somehow ill live

Question 41

Are you complaining?

Answer 41

I am criticising constructively

Question 42

Dont you agree

Answer 42

I can but then we'd both be wrong

Question 43

Why you so stupid karl

Answer 43

Because i thought you were a nice person

Question 44

Who invited you

Answer 44

This kind of thing needed an invitation system?

Question 45

You got a plan b?

Answer 45

I label my plans numerically

Question 46

Whats your source?

Answer 46

Trust me bro

Question 47

Isnt that copyright

Answer 47

Does that mean i have the right to copy

Question 48

Whys she with you

Answer 48

Thanks bro

Question 49

Have you ever built a deck

Answer 49

No i usually just take the deposit and walk away

Question 50

Why dont you laugh

Answer 50

Cuz im not going to the bank