The big bang theory Flashcards
S1E1
I’ve never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?
That’s not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop that I wouldn’t participate.
And you want us out because you’re anticipating coitus?
She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon. Ah, yes.
Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey,
but we both know it only exists in contradistinction
to the higher level distal cause.
You did not break up with Joyce Kim.
She defected to North Korea.
If I were to give up on the first little hitch
I never would have been able to identify
the fingerprints of string theory
It would be gastronomically redundant.
I don’t know what your odds are in the world as a whole,
but as far as the population of this car goes,
