Act 2-1,2

Question 1

Act 2

Answer 1

This is it? I don’t believe this is it!

Question 2

This is it.

Answer 2

This is the house?

Question 3

This is the house.

Answer 3

I don’t believe it!

Question 4

How come?

Answer 4

It’s like a Norman Rockwell cover or something

Question 5

What’s the matter with that? It’s American

Answer 5

Where’s the milkman and the little dog? What’s the little dogs name? Spot. Spot and Jane. Dick and Jane and spot

Question 6

Knock it off

Answer 6

Dick and Jane and spot and mom and dad and Junior and sissy!

Question 7

Come on it’s my heritage. What did you expect?

Answer 7

“and Tuffy in toto and Duda and Bonzo all went down one day to the corner grocery store to buy a big bag of licorice for Mr. Marshall’s pussycat”

Question 8

Are you finished?

Answer 8

I won’t embarrass you. Don’t worry.

Question 9

I’m not worried

Answer 9

You are too

Question 10

Shelly look, I just don’t want to go in there with you giggling your head off. They might think somethings wrong with you.

Answer 10

There is

Question 11

There is not

Answer 11

Somethings definitely wrong with me

Question 12

There is not!

Answer 12

There’s something wrong with you too. What’s wrong with you is that you take the situation too seriously.

Question 13

I just don’t want to have them think that I’ve suddenly arrived out of the middle of nowhere completely deranged

Answer 13

What do you want to them to think then?

Question 14

Nothing…….Grandma!

Answer 14

I’m-uh- with Vince. He’s upstairs. Vince!

Question 15

Just a second!

Answer 15

You better get down here!

Question 16

Just a minute I’m looking at the pictures

Answer 16

We just got here. Pouring rain on the freeway so we thought we’d stop by. I mean Vince was planning on stopping anyway. To see you. He said he hadn’t seen you in a long time. We were going all the way through to New Mexico. To see his father. I guess his father lives out there. We thought we’d stop by and see you on the way. Kill two birds with one stone you know? I mean Vince has this thing about his family now. I guess it’s a new thing for him. I kind of find it hard to relate to. But he feels it’s important. You know. I mean he feels he wants to get to know you all again. After all this time. Vince will you come down here please!

Question 17

…You went out there and back. In the rain

Answer 17

Is he OK?

Question 18

Who do you think did it? Who do you think?

Answer 18

Vince, maybe we ought to go. I don’t like this. I mean this isn’t my idea of a good time

Question 19

Tilden’s here

Answer 19

Vince, why don’t we spend the night in a motel and come back in the morning? We could have breakfast. Maybe everything will be different.

Question 20

Don’t be scared. There’s nothing to be scared of. He’s just old

Answer 20

I’m not scared

Question 21

You too are not my idea of a perfect couple

Answer 21

Oh really? Why’s that?

Question 22

How am I supposed to remember if you don’t remember?

Answer 22

Vince come on. This isn’t going to work out.

Question 23

Just take it easy

Answer 23

I’m taking it easy! He doesn’t even know who you are!

Question 24

Stay where you are keep your distance!

Answer 24

Vince, this is really making me nervous. I mean he doesn’t even want us here. He doesn’t even like us.

Question 25

Very beautiful girl

Answer 25

Oh my God

Question 26

What’s your name?

Answer 26

Shelly

Question 27

Shelly. That’s a man’s name isn’t it?

Answer 27

Not in this case

Question 28

She’s a smart ass too

Answer 28

Vince! Can we go?

Question 29

She’ll get used to it. What part of the country do you come from?

Answer 29

Originally?

Question 30

That’s right, originally. At the very start.

Answer 30

L.A

Question 31

LA. Stupid country

Answer 31

I can’t stand this Vince! This is really unbelievable

Question 32

…Do you know why they’re stupid?

Answer 32

Illuminate me.

Question 33

…She’s over there sulking because I insulted her

Answer 33

This is really terrific. This is wonderful. And you were worried about me making the right first impression

Question 34

…I’m nobody’s grandpa

Answer 34

Maybe you’ve got the wrong house. Did you ever think of that? Maybe it’s the wrong address!

Question 35

It’s not the wrong address! I recognize the yard

Answer 35

Yeah but do you recognize the people? He says he’s not your Grandfather.

Question 36

Where’s my goddamn bottle!

Answer 36

Can’t we just drive on to NM? This is terrible, Vince. I don’t want to stay here. In this house. I thought it would be all turkey dinners and apple pie and all that kind of stuff

Question 37

Well I hate to disappoint you

Answer 37

I’m not disappointed I’m fucking terrified! I wanna go!

Question 38

…I’ve got to try to help him.

Answer 38

You help him I’m leaving!

Question 39

Tilden!!!

Answer 39

Let go of me!

Question 40

You’re not going anywhere! You’re going to stay right here!

Answer 40

Let go of me you son of a bitch! I’m not your property!