Feminine or Masculine - the game

Question 1

agua

Answer 1

Water
Feminine, but uses el (not los) bc it starts w an a / ha

Question 2

perro

Answer 2

Dog
Masculine
bc the dog itself is masculine, I just learnt this today but apparently ‘perra’ is a word, who knew (except all Spanish ppl ig, but o well))

Question 3

año

Answer 3

Year
Masculine (WOOOOOOO good job my angelllll)
bc it ends in o

Question 4

estación

Answer 4

Station
Feminine
Bc it ends in ‘ción’

Question 5

Televisión

Answer 5

Television (woah)
Feminine
Bc it ends in ‘sión’

Question 6

hermandad

Answer 6

Sibling relationship ((sisterhood)Idek)
Feminine
Bc it ends in ‘dad’
(that’s all that matters, not the actual word
She said, knowing that she was only half correct

Question 7

pasaje

Answer 7

ticket
Masculine
DID I GET YOU?
I made them so that there was a buncha femimine in a row if you have no idea what I’m talkin abt
its bcit ends in ‘aje’

Question 8

amor

Answer 8

Love (o mi taylor en ingles) (o tu maggie)
masculine
bc it ends in ‘or’

Question 9

amistad

Answer 9

friendship
Feminine
‘Cause it ends in ‘tad’

Question 10

actriz

Answer 10

THIS TOTALLY DOESN’T MEAN ACTOR AND OR ACTRESS
feminine
This is foretold by the word that is so elegantly typed there by the wonderful human being that gave birth to this world (never question her), that she loves you very much.
Also maybe bc it ends in ‘triz’ but whatever

Question 11

salud

Answer 11

Health
Feminine
It ends in ‘(t)ud’

Question 12

serie

Answer 12

series
Feminine
bc it ends in ‘ie’

Question 13

día

Answer 13

Day
AND ITS MASCULINE
BC SPANISH HATES MEEEEEEE
THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASONNNNNN

Question 14

mano

Answer 14

Hand
AND ITS FEMININE
BC SPANISH HATES MEEEEEEE
THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASONNNNNN

Question 15

radio (yes this is spanish)

Answer 15

I rly hope you got this, but its also a radius
AND ITS FEMININE
BC SPANISH HATES MEEEEEEE
THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASONNNNNN
(actually technically this is only feminine for the device)

Question 16

moto

Answer 16

motercycle
AND ITS FEMININE
BC SPANISH HATES MEEEEEEE
THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASONNNNNN

Question 17

problema

Answer 17

masculine heeheehee (ends in ema)
this is gonna be a PROBLEMA to remember hee hee hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
anyways
Why are you still reading this
why are you smiling so much
god I have a problema
Your smile’s just too prettyyyyyyyyy
anyways maggie
next flashcard

Question 18

programa

Answer 18

masculine (ends in ama)

Question 19

idioma

Answer 19

masculine (ends in oma)

Question 20

basura

Answer 20

IT’S FEMININE
DID I GET YOU??????
THERE IS NO TRICK
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
anyways

Question 21

Planeta

Answer 21

masculine (ends in eta)

Question 22

armarillo

Answer 22

masculine (tis un calor) (but actually colour)

Question 23

be (espñ)

Answer 23

Feminine (cause it’s a letter (this is a letter btw))

Question 24

martes

Answer 24

Masc
It’s a weekday
it’s like
Imagine there’s Garry who says he’s straight
but he’s always in guys, like yaknow
no matter what day of the week in men
he always say mañana he’ll be in a feminine (cause that’s feminine)
but it never is tom
cause he’s always in tom
Garry is gay

Question 25

manzano

Answer 25

ITS A GODDAMN TREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Question 26

sur

Answer 26

masculine
cause it’s a direction
south west etc

Question 27

Titicaca

Answer 27

heeheehee
I like dat
I wanna caca ur titi
anyways
its masc
cause it’s a lake

Question 28

Isla margarita

Answer 28

feminine
Even tho it’s a proper noun
bc why tf not
islands r idle from the rule
idek that one
anyways
its cause it’s an island

Question 29

Dewdney or smt idek

Answer 29

I’M ON A HIGHWAY
IM GONNA RIDE YOU
ALL NIGHT LONG
BEW BEW BEW
song reference?
it’s bc its a highway or road
or route
Feminine

Question 30

Tajo

Answer 30

You were my sun
You were my earth
But you didn’t know all the ways I loved you, no
So you took a chance
And made other plans
But I bet you didn’t think that they would come crashing down, no
You don’t have to say, what you did
I already know, I found out from him
Now there’s just no chance
For you and me
There’ll never be
And don’t it make you sad about it?
You told me you love me
Why did you leave me all alone?
Now you tell me you need me
When you call me on the phone
Girl, I refuse
You must have me confused with some other guy
The bridges were burned
Now it’s your turn, to cry
Cry me a river (masc)
Cry me a river (masc)
Cry me a river (masc)
Cry me a river (masc) (yeah, yeah)
You know that they say that some things are better left unsaid
And it wasn’t like you only talked to him and you know it
Don’t act like you don’t know it
And all of these things people told me
Keep messin’ with my head (messin’ with my head)
Should’ve picked honesty
Then you may not have blown it (yeah)
You don’t have to say (don’t have to say)
What you did (what you did)
I already know (I already know)
I found out from him (uh)
Now there’s just no chance (no chance)
For you and me (you and me)
There’ll never be
Don’t it make you sad about it?
You told me you love me
Why did you leave me all alone (all alone)
Now you tell me you need me
When you call me on the phone (when you call me on the phone)
Girl, I refuse
You must have me confused with some other guy (I’m not like them baby)
The bridges were burned
Now it’s your turn (it’s your turn) to cry
So cry me a river (masc) (go on and just)
Cry me a river (masc) (go on and just)
Cry me a river (masc) (baby, go on and just)
Cry me a river (masc) (yeah, yeah)
Oh (oh!)
The damage is done, so I guess I be leaving
Oh (oh!)
The damage is done, so I guess I be leaving
Oh (oh!)
The damage is done, so I guess I be leaving
Oh (oh!)
The damage is done, so I guess I be, leaving
You don’t have to say (you don’t have to say)
What you did (what you did)
I already know (I already know)
I found out from him (uh)
Now there’s just no chance (no chance)
For you and me (you and me)
There’ll never be
Don’t it make you sad about it?
Cry me a river (masc) (go on and just)
Cry me a river (masc) (baby, go on and just)
Cry me a river (masc) (you can go on and just)
Cry me a river (masc) (yeah, yeah)
Cry me a river (masc) (baby, go on and just)
Cry me a river (masc) (go on and just)
Cry me a river (masc) (come on baby, cry)
Cry me a river (masc) (I don’t wanna cry no more, yeah yeah)
Cry me a river (masc)
Cry me a river, (masc) oh
Cry me a river, (masc) oh
Cry me a river, (masc) oh
Cry me a river (masc) (cry me, cry me) oh
Cry me a river (masc) (cry me, cry me) oh
Cry me a river (masc) (cry me, cry me) oh
Cry me a river (masc) (cry me, cry me) oh
Cry me a river (masc) (cry me, cry me) oh
Cry me a river (masc) (cry me, cry me) oh
Cry me a river (masc) (cry me, cry me)

Question 31

Caribe

Answer 31

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I rly hope that makes sense-
anyways
this is the Caribbean
under da sea
ahem
it’s masc
cause its a sea

Question 32

Atlántico

Answer 32

WAIT DON’T SAY ANYTHING
Masc cause its an ocean
But I want you to randomly say penguin rly loudly when you read this

Question 33

SEAT Ibiza

Answer 33

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(it’s a car)
anyways
(vroooom)
anyways prt 2
its masc
cause its a vroom vroom machine
VROOOOOOOOOOO-

Question 34

Qué es unas Esdrújulas

Answer 34

Words that have stress on the third last syllable (antepenúltima)
Idky tf they need a word for the third last but o Spanish
just quirky like that
They always have an accent (3rd last syllable)

Question 35

Qué es unos Graves o Llanas

Answer 35

words that have stress on the second last syllable (penúltima)
they have an accent when the word ends in a syllable or n / s

Question 36

Qué es unas Agudas

Answer 36

words that have stress on the last syllable
They have an accent when the word does NOT end in a syllable n/s

Question 37

a + el

Answer 37

al
gj
(I should note that al also means when for some fuckin reason)

Question 38

de + la

Answer 38

NOTHINGGGGGG
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DID I GET UUUUU???

Question 39

de + el

Answer 39

del

Question 40

Should there be an article in this English sentence
“He is a Student”

Answer 40

No
El es estudiante

Question 41

Should there be an article in this English sentence
“He is a good student”

Answer 41

Yes bc there is an adjective
El es un estudiante bueno

Question 42

When do you not have an article (other than ser)

Answer 42

tal - such
Medio - I want half
mil - I want thousand dollars
qué - what

Question 43

thingy that change bc it would be too hard to say anywiseeeee (concordancia)

Answer 43

• if it’s feminine and starts in a / ha then use el (but everythin else stays the same)
• if its o _____ and _____ starts in an o, or is u instead
• if it’s and (y) but the next word starts in the i sound, then it’s e

Question 44

nouns endin in Z but plural

Answer 44

ces
feliz - felices

Question 45

ends in ‘or’ ‘en’ ‘án’ ‘ón’

Answer 45

add an a for feminine
add as for a female gang bang
and es for male gang bang