Mean Girls: High School Edition - Karen Cues & Lines

Question 1

DAMIAN: I once saw her put a “d” in the word “orange”.

Answer 1

KAREN: [Meet the Plastics Karen introduction] (Beat) That’s it.

Question 2

GRETCHEN: It’s like slang… from England.

Answer 2

KAREN: Have you ever touched a tiger?

Question 3

CADY: No, those are mostly in India

Answer 3

KAREN: ‘Cause that’s one of my life goals. To not touch a tiger.

Question 4

GRETCHEN: Ew, Jason—

Answer 4

KAREN: Do me!

Question 5

GRETCHEN: Forty-eight into a hundred and twenty?

Answer 5

KAREN: There’s no way of knowing.

Question 6

REGINA: More shoes, more height, more style, more butt lift — trust me, more is better.

Answer 6

KAREN (& Gretchen): The shoes! Buy them! Buy, buy!

Question 7

GRETCHEN: Kaaa-Kaaa-Kaaah! That’s Regina’s ex-boyfriend! He just broke up with her this summer.

Answer 7

KAREN: I thought she dumped him for Shane Oman?

Question 8

GRETCHEN: … Don’t worry. I’ll never tell Regina what you said.

Answer 8

KAREN (& Gretchen): Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

Question 9

REGINA: I need to lose three pounds.

Answer 9

KAREN: My ankles are like dog ankles.

Question 10

MRS. GEORGE: O.M.F, you guys are so busted!

Answer 10

KAREN (& Gretchen): Hi, Mrs. George!

Question 11

CADY: I’m Cady Heron. I just moved here.

Answer 11

KAREN: From Africa!

Question 12

MRS. GEORGE: Mhmm you gals, have so much fun! Enjoy your tiny butts, ‘cause it’s all gonna go.

Answer 12

KAREN: Oh my God, we haven’t looked at this Burn Book in forever.

Question 13

REGINA: She was, like, obsessed with me. Then when I couldn’t invite her to my 13th birthday ‘cause my mom said I could only have six people, she went insane.

Answer 13

KAREN: Who’s that?

Question 14

REGINA: —Gretchen, she gets it. Karen, come with me. I want to change your eyebrows.

Answer 14

KAREN: Can I still have two?

Question 15

ALL: Aagh!

Answer 15

KAREN: Why are you dressed so scary?!

Question 16

REGINA: Stop playing with that stupid babyish book and help me find a safety pin!

Answer 16

KAREN: Be nice to her. She’s really grouchy ‘cause Aaron broke up with her.

Question 17

REGINA: Karen, I can see your bra.

Answer 17

KAREN: It’s on purpose. I’m going for a look.

Question 18

GRETCHEN: I posted a picture of me and Candy in our Santa outfits and someone commented that we look like sisters. I was like hashtag whaaaaaaa?

Answer 18

KAREN: I like Cady. She’s nice to me.

Question 19

REGINA: Whatever. Those rules aren’t real.

Answer 19

KAREN: They were real the day I wore a vest!

Question 20

DAMIAN: Bye, Karen.

Answer 20

KAREN: Bye.

Question 21

CADY: This weekend? It’s Tuesday.

Answer 21

KAREN: Yeah, the weekend is only… several days away.

Question 22

CADY: I guess I could get out of it.

Answer 22

KAREN (& Gretchen): Yeah.

Question 23

CADY: And we would keep it small, just like, five or six people?

Answer 23

KAREN: Sure.

Question 24

CADY: I got enough cheese and crackers for eight people. You think that’s enough?

Answer 24

KAREN (& Gretchen): Mmm hmmm.

Question 25

GRETCHEN and KAREN enter in a drunk panic.

Answer 25

KAREN: What are you doing?! Aaron is leaving!

Question 26

GRETCHEN: Also someone not me barfed in your oven. Okay, fun. See you tomorrow.

Answer 26

KAREN: Is this room moving?

Question 27

RACHEL H.: Morgan, I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate you.

Answer 27

KAREN: Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea on the Ferris wheel. And I’m sorry for repeating it now. (Giggles) And I’m sorry for the people who were below us.

Question 28

JASON W.: I’m voting Cady Heron because she pushed her.

Answer 28

KAREN: Dear Cady, angry cat emoji. Poop emoji. Scream face emoji! Send.

Question 29

CADY: Hey. R U mad at me?

Answer 29

KAREN: Not mad anymore. Thanks for letting me vent. I like to express myself through emojis because I’m stupid.

Question 30

CADY: You’re not stupid, Karen.

Answer 30

KAREN: No, I am! I’m failing everything—Sometimes, I think the only thing I understand is the “Rule of Twos.”

Question 31

CADY: The “Rule of Twos”? Is that a math thing?

Answer 31

KAREN: Hahaha, bikini emoji, no! The “Rule of Twos” is how everything is really two things. Like how you were tricking us but also still had fun with us. And how when Regina was mean to me, it’s because she was unhappy with herself. And how when Coach Carr tells me he has an “open marriage,” that his wife probably doesn’t know that they do.

Question 32

CADY: That’s really smart, Karen.

Answer 32

KAREN: And how getting suspended actually made it easier ‘cause you could hide from everybody. And when you come back tomorrow it’s gonna be so much worse! So I’ll still be your friend.

Question 33

CADY: Thanks, Karen.

Answer 33

KAREN: Caucasian thumbs up!