Scene 14 Flashcards
And I don’t have to hit on interns, Professor
thank you, Emmet
call your first witness.
We call Chutney Wyndham to the stand.
Total Tragic Perm.
Ms. Wyndham, what was your relationship to the deceased?
He was my father.
Did you actually see his murder take place?
Drenched in his blood.
Ms. Wyndham, on the day your father was killed, did you see anyone suspicious hanging around?
Suspiciously hanging around my shower?
No, before that.
I was out getting a perm.
And then you came home and took a shower?
YES. I was in the shower.
Thank you. Now, Ms. Wyndham, you claim on the day of the murder, you got a perm. Was this your first perm?
About 3 a year.
Interesting.
My associate has just gotten a perm herself today. Exhibit A: Ms. Enid Hoopes.
Now, Ms. Wyndham, would Exhibit A’s perm be similar to your own?
duh.
And now, one more time, you didn’t see the murder or hear the gunshot because you were where?
IN THE SHOWER!!!!
Thank you. Now, Ms. Hoopes, would you dump this bucket of water onto your head?
You cant get a perm wet for 48 hours.
Exactly!
(beat)
Water deactivates the ammonium thiglycolate and completely ruins it.
(beat)
It’s the cardinal rule of perm maintenance
(beat)
Your perm is still in tact, so you couldn’t have showered that day. Why would you lie about being in the shower?
I was—
Why would you lie about NOT hearing the gunshots?
but I—
Why would you—
I was wrong.
thanks, Warner.