Sparks Flashcards

1
Q

Sarah is confused at the fish
Look from Sarah to the fish and respond to her

Do you like him?

A

He’s alright isn’t he

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2
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Just a fish

A

But as fishes go he’s alright

Isn’t he? (Slightly desperate fish (pun intended) for response)

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Q

I don’t know how old he is or anything like that

A

Don’t know his birthday

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4
Q

But then I don’t think anyone knows their fishes birthday, do they

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Like no one knows when fish are born and stuff,

do they?

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5
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Unless they are right there when it happens

A

But that’s not very likely

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6
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Unless they are really into their pet fish and were in the shop at the birth or something

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Right? (Really ask)

Like when the mum fish gave birth and they were like that’s the one for me that little baby right there

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7
Q

Which is a bit fucked up

A

And I don’t think I’d sell that person a fish because they’d probably want to fucking marry it or something

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8
Q

Come down from frantic madness of the mind to try and sound normal again

So yeah, don’t know much about him really

A

Don’t even know if it’s a boy

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9
Q

Keep saying him

A

Might be a girl

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10
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Don’t know

A

How’d you tell with fish????

Really ask the question

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11
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All look the same don’t they

A

No like visible knob or… don’t know

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12
Q

You look …

Look well and stuff

A

Are you…

Are you well and

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13
Q

That’s good. Ok is good, right?
Better than shit
Just normal
So that’s good

A

I’m ok too
If your interested
And that wasn’t a dog or anything
Wasn’t trying to be pissy or anything, just thought I should tell you that I’m ok too and stuff so

Yeah

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14
Q

He’s alright too, I think

A

Don’t think fish experience emotions like that though

do they?

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15
Q

Woah this has blown my mind

Or maybe they do,

no way of knowing right.

A

Let’s just assume he is because it would be a bit fucking heartbreaking to have a depressed fish, wouldn’t it

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16
Q

Something that can’t remember anything past like 5 seconds ago and still that’s enough time to have a look at its life and go fuck me is this all there is

Slippery slope, your really getting in your own head now

A

Come down
Look Sarah dead in the eyes

Sincere
Shocked at how nice it is to see her
Say something normal

It’s nice to see you