P&P Flashcards
Bingley: Come Darcy, I hate to see you standing about by yourself in this stupid manner. You had much better dance.
You know how I detest it unless I am particularly acquainted with my partner. Your sister is engaged, and there is not another woman in the room whom it would not be a punishment to me to stand up with.
Bingley: I would not be so fastidious as you are for a Kingdom! I never met so many pleasant girls in my life and several uncommonly pretty.
Your partner, the eldest Miss Bennet is the only handsome girl in the room
Bingley: Indeed the most beautiful creature I ever beheld! But there is one of her sisters….just there, whom I dare say is very agreeable. Allow me to ask my partner to introduce you.
She is tolerable, but that is insufficient to tempt me. Pray return to Miss Bennett, you are wasting your time with me
Mr. Lucas: Welcome ladies & gentlemen…I consider it one of the first refinements of polished societies
Any savage can dance, sir
Elizabeth: Did you not think Mr. Darcy, that I expressed myself uncommonly well just now when I was teasing Colonel Foster to give us a ball at Meryton?
With great energy, but it is a subject which always makes a lady energetic
Elizabeth: Indeed sir, I have not the least intention of dancing. I entreat you not to suppose I moved this way in order to beg for a partner
Might I have the honour of your hand for the next, Miss Bennett
Elizabeth: Mr. Darcy is all politeness but I must deny myself the pleasure. (Ball begins, Miss Binlgey moves to Darcy)
Miss Bingley
Miss Bingley: Mr. Darcy. I can guess the subject of your reverie
I should imagine not
Miss Bingley: What I would give to hear your strictures on them.
Your conjecture is totally wrong, I assure you
Miss Bingley: Oh?
I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow
Miss Bingley: Truly? Pray tell me what lady has the credit of inspiring such reflections?
Miss Elizabeth Bennett
Miss Bingley: I confess I am all astonishment. How long has she been such a favorite? And pray when am I to wish you joy?
I expected as much, A lady’s imagination is very rapid, it jumps from admiration to love to matrimony, in a moment.
Bingley: Yes, Caroline, all. I have never head a young lady spoken of for the first time w/o being informed that she was very accomplished
I fear I cannot boast of knowing more than half a dozen in the whole range of my acquaintance that are really accomplished
Missy Bingley: The tone of her voice, her address, and expression or the world will be but half deserved
And to all this she must yet add something more substantial in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading
Bingley: Sister, would you favour us with a lively Scotch air?
Splendid. And perhaps Miss Bennett will then seize the opportunity to show us a fling….simple seeming, but difficult in execution….will you essay Miss Bennett
Elizabeth: And is Mr. Darcy not to be laughed at?
The wisest and best of men may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a joke
Elizabeth: There are such peope….But there I suppose are precisely what you are without
Perhaps that is not possible for anyone. But it has been the study of my life to avoid those weaknesses which often expose a strong understanding to ridicule
Elizabeth: Such as vanity and pride?
Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pide- where there is a real superiority of mind- pride will always be under good regulation. I have faults enough but they are not, I hope, of understanding. My temper I dare not vouch for. It is, I believe, too little yielding and perhaps resentful. My good opinion once lost is lost forever.
Elizabeth: That is a failing indeed. But you have chosen your fault well. I really cannot laugh at it. You are safe from me.
There is, I believe, in every disposition, a tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, which even the best education cannot overcome.
Elizabeth: And your defect is a propensity to hate everybody
And yours is willfully to misunderstand them.
Eliza: I might title them “dance of mortification”
May I hope for the next Miss Bennett
Charlotte: Do not be a simpleton…in the eyes of a man ten times his consequence
Well then
Eliza: Music is well played do you not think
NOD
Eliza: It is your turn to say something now Darcy…some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples
I quite assure you whatever you wish me to say will be said
Eliza: Very well, that reply will do for the present, now we may be silent
Do you talk by the rule then when you are dancing?
Eliza: I have always, Darcy…and be handed down to posterity with all the eclay of a proverb
This is no very striking resemblance of your own character. How near it may be to mine, I can not pretend to say
Eliza: I have recently had the pleasure…a Mr. Wickham
Mr. Wickham has been blessed with such happy manners as may ensure his making friends, whether he is equally capable of retaining them is less certain
Eliza: he has been so unlucky…to suffer from all his life
What think you of books Miss Elizabeth?
Eliza: I cannot talk of books in a ballroom….you are very cautious, I suppose, as to its being created
I am
Eliza: And never allow yourself to be blinded by prejudice
May I ask to what do these questions tend?
Eliza: merely to the illustration of your character. I’m trying to make it out
STOP DANCING And what is your success?
Eliza: I do not get on at all. I hear such different accounts of you as to puzzle me exceedingly
I can readily believe that reports may vary greatly with respect to me; and I could wish, Miss Bennett, that you would not sketch my character at present, as there is reason to fear that the performance may reflect no credit on either
Collins: Jibber jabber…provided that a proper humility of behavior is at the same time maintained
You have neglected your name, sir
Collins: Have i?
You have
Collins: Mr. Collins, sir
Delighted
Enter from SL after Lady Catherine pulling Collins away
Miss Bennett, I had not hoped to meet you here
Eliza: Nor I
Allow me to present Colonel Fitzwilliam
Eliza playing piano, walk behind her. “You mean to frighten me but my courage always rises with every attempt to intimidate me
You could not really believe me to entertain any design of alarming you. I have had the pleasure of your acquaintance long enough to know that you find great enjoyment in occasionally professing opinions which in fact are not your own
Eliza: Your cousin will give you a very pretty notion…and such things may come out as will shock your relations to hear
(Smiling) I am not afraid of you