Menu Mayhem

Question 1

Ginger: “Oh my God! Dash, tell him about the letter! Oh my God! What have we done?

Answer 1

Dash: “Just be quiet about the letter.”

Question 2

Cracker: Mr. Salte? Ginger seems to think you have something to say

Answer 2

Dash: Well, um, about a month ago I found a letter in my mailbox which said that…that Brother Dominic was a fake. That he wasn’t a man of the cloth at all. That his real name was Rick Cotta and that he was wanted for murder. Along with the letter was a copy of that same newspaper article from the Sioux City Tribune.

Question 3

Cracker: Was the letter signed?

Answer 3

Dash: No

Question 4

Was the letter handwritten or typed?

Answer 4

Dash: It was handwritten, and, well, the handwriting looked a lot like Mr. Musterd’s

Question 5

Cracker: I see. Mr. Salte, did you do anything about the letter?

Answer 5

Dash: No

Question 6

Cracker: Mr. Salte, do you agree with the story Hedda has just told us?

Answer 6

Dash: Yes

Question 7

Cracker: And you had told Mrs. Tyme of the change?

Answer 7

Dash: Yes

Question 8

Cracker: What did she say to that?

Answer 8

Dash: She promised she would keep quiet, but for $100,000

Question 9

Cracker: Extortion?

Answer 9

Salte: Um, yes

Question 10

Cracker: And what did you tell her?

Answer 10

Dash: I told her we’d get her the money.

Question 11

Cracker: How did you plan on doing that?

Answer 11

Dash: I, um, told her that I would, um, steal it from the money which the viewers had sent in for the monthly plea from Brother Dominic

Question 12

Cracker: can you confirm that it was in Brother Dominic’s handwriting

Answer 12

Dash: Yes, and there’s something else

Question 13

Cracker: Yes?

Answer 13

Dash: Well, when I found Mrs. Tyme’s body in the dressing room, she was clutching this.

Question 14

Cracker: What is it Mr. Salte?

Answer 14

Dash: It’s a crucifix, the kind that hangs from the end of a rosary. I happened to notice that Brother Dominic’s was missing this evening. When I asked him about it he said he didn’t realize until just before the taping but by that time it was too late to do anything.

Question 15

Hedda: Yes, it’s Dash’s

Answer 15

Dash: But I didn’t write it

Question 16

Cracker: It seems that no one has written anything tonight, doesn’t it?

Answer 16

Dash: I’m telling the truth

Question 17

What scenes are you in?

Answer 17

1, 3, 5, 6, 9, 11, 12

Question 18

Scene 1 Introduction

Answer 18

Dash comes in and tells everyone to enjoy the show and ignore him as he moves through the audience. Welcome the mystery guest but leave their identity a surprise. Introduce Hedda but after she rambles too long, grab the mike and say it is time to begin

Question 19

Scene 1, Dash and Honey

Answer 19

After we introduce everyone, Dash tells Hedda to get everything ready with Brother D. There is a slight scuffle between Honey and Hedda. Calm Hedda down and tell Honey that the show will be done as usual. Once she asks if it is a wise decision, grab the phone and yell “book or no book, whatever you’re unhappy with, you can take it up with me after tonight’s show. We start taping in one minute with or without you Brother Dominic. Give Honey the phone and says to get Brother D out or he will “live to regret it”

Question 20

Scene 1, Top of the Chicken Friar taping

Answer 20

Check with Hedda to make sure she is okay and then start counting down from 10 for top of show. Hedda will stop you but reassure her by saying it is under control. Finish the countdown and move out of the way.

Question 21

Scene 1, Tyme is called

Answer 21

Once nobody responds to the winner being called, call for the tapes to stop rolling and say we will take it back. Once she is called dead, scream for taping to stop.

Question 22

Scene 3

Answer 22

Musterd will go on stage and talk but get too emotional so you speak. You say that the police have been called and the audience will be told as more information is learned. Say that there have been two items found, a man’s cigarette lighter and a business card containing a family crest, fettuccine, and the family that preys together stays together. Hopefully, these items will help shed light on who committed such acts. Then ask Brother D to give a short eulogy.

Question 23

Scene 5, Ginger and Dash

Answer 23

Ginger goes over to you upset and asks if you know anything. You deflect. Ginger gets defensive. Say, “stay quiet about our little scheme. Besides, it doesn’t matter now, does it? The reason she was brought here is no longer important in light of the fact that we all stand to benefit if the Ladybird Chicken rep likes what she sees. Smile and put on your best faces.” She deflects again and then you tell her you have waited your whole life for an opportunity like this and I am not letting anyone get in my way. Also to be careful as there is still a murderer in our midst. Walk away like a beast

Question 24

Scene 6, Dash Case and Honey

Answer 24

Ask Honey if he has seen Case. Go over to Case and ask if there is anything that he can do to help. Then say not to worry about the incident and that it was probably an upset contestant because everyone on the cast loves each other like family. Say how sure you are that your show is the best for the company.

Question 25

Scene 9, Hedda and Dash

Answer 25

Hedda comes up to you upset and he says that they are sticking with the plan. She shows him a card and he says that he did not write it. Then accuse her of putting it in there herself. She says it looks like your handwriting and you say that it may look like it but it is not.

Question 26

Scene 11, Dash and Brother D

Answer 26

You get a note and you ask Brother D what it means after you talk for a bit. Then ask if he knows where the crucifix is that is missing from his rosary. Say you have it and that you found it in Mrs. Tymes clenched fist. Start arguing. Show him the letter and ask to explain and then yell more. Go to the stage