2nd period Musical Flashcards
(30 cards)
Author: Yes, that’s good. No wait. Backspace. Ughhhhh why is this so hard.
I wouldn’t do that if I were you.
Author: Show yourself
It’s me
Author: who are you?
That’s ironic considering you’re my creator
Author: you’re what???
I’m your character!!! I’m Hansel!!
Author: You’re who now?
Ok last time lady. In your book, I am Hansel and my twin is Gretel
Author: To change the introduction of your fairy tale
Let’s not get into the details, I don’t think you can handle it right now.
Author: Huh, now that would be interesting
Okay, now right it down and see if it works.
Gretel: I’m so hungry! Why didn’t we eat lunch before we left?
Because our stepmother was in charge of lunch today and she’s the reason we are out in these woods
Gretel: Hold on, am I hallucinating or is that a house over there?
You probably are, but then again I must be crazy because I see it too? But why would we want to go into that house? It’s run down and has a bunch of broken windows.
Gretel: can we make it like a house of candy or something? That is much more appealing.
I would even take a cabin that looks welcoming. I DONT KNOW MAYBE A SIGN OUT FRONT.
Gretel: should we just start from the beginning or continue where you left off?
I think we should just keep going. I’m hungry and candy sounds very promising.
Witch: come on inside kids
What was that??
Gretel: maybe we should have asked the girl to cut that out too
Let’s just go get candy gretel
Witch: yea, that’s right please enjoy my food
AHHHHHH
Witch: I have caught some children!
If I were in your shoes, I would have been quite okay with a bird. They seem sufficient.
Witch: now that I’ve caught you, I will grant you one dying wish
What??? I’m doomed to die??
Gretel: they have a tragic climax but then they survive victoriously
That’s what’s happening right now! But besides the point, my dying wish is to sing
Witch: alright fine. Now, choose a song
Yes, don’t judge it till you hear it.
Gretel: but I don’t want to die
CLARISSE AUTHOR PLEASE HELP IM YOUR SON OR THERE ABOUTS
Author: I am working my butt of trying to make your story to your satisfaction and y’all keep complaining
But, we are going to die
Gretel: I never thought I would say this but I’m sorry
Me too. I guess I thought you were my fairy godmother and could just fix all of my problems.
Author: hahaha
She’s not kidding.
Author: fine, the only other ending I can think of is that you kids kill the witch
SO WE WENT FROM VICTIMS TO MURDERERS????
Witch: my only request is that y’all kill me in style. That’s my wish.
All right we shall grant that. But are you sure you want to die?
