Act 2: Scene 7 Flashcards
Brooke: okay, bye.
Thank you emmett.
Judge: uh- ms woods? Any day now… You may proceed.
Call your first witness.
We call chutney Wyndham to the stand.
Pilar: total tragic perm.
Miss Wyndham, what was your relationship to the deceased?
Chutney: he was my father.
Did you actually see his murder take place?
Chutney: don’t listen to him, Elle. You’re fine. Go ahead.
Miss Wyndham… On the day your father was killed, did you see anyone suspicious hanging around?
Chutney: suspiciously hanging around my shower?
No before that.
Chutney: I was out getting a perm.
And then you came home and took a shower?
Chutney: yes. I was in the shower.
Lightbulb moment**
Your honour, I would like to go to the bathroom.
Judge: shouldn’t you have gone before the murder trial?
No, your honor, I would like us all to go to the bathroom together.
Warner: why do girls always do that?
I mean, I’d like everyone to go back to the bathroom where this alleged shower took place.
Mid song:
Enid… Paulette… Can you do this for me?
Judge: HUSH
Now would the court stenographer please read that back?
CS: “ohmigod we talk, it’s the scene of the-“
No. Before that.
CS: witness:” yes I was in the shower”
Thankyou. Now, miss Wyndham, you claim on the day of the murder you go a perm. Was this your first perm?
Chutney: no. I’ve permed my hair since junior high, about three a year.
Interesting. My associate has just gotten a perm herself today. Exhibit B: Ms Enid Hoopes.
Thankyou ms Buonofonte.
Now ms Wyndham. Would exhibit B’s perm be similar to your own?
