Chapter 36

Question 1

I reach for my coat, which is ________ on the ground. Coop steps on it. No sir. That’s _________ too.

Answer 1

balled up; slathered

Question 2

Don’t you have some money? I can pay you back later.

Unfortunately I’m a little _____ right now.

Answer 2

light

Question 3

Right. Sure. And risk running into Leyna? Or Evelyn? Or anyone else from our school? Looking like you were just _________ From a whale’s vagina? He __________ his hand up and down. You really want to take that chance?

Answer 3

shot; sweeps

Question 4

Bird flue, Coop says with a laugh. Sorry. He _______ his expression. Look if you really want to blow your only shot with your dream girl, that’s fine.

Answer 4

sobers

Question 5

He sobers his expression. Look, if you really want to ______________________________ with your dream girl, that’s fine.

Answer 5

blow your only shot

Question 6

I unbutton my shirt with the tips of my fingers, careful not to touch the gloppy guano. It really does reek _______

Answer 6

to holy hell

Question 7

Go __________ that doorway over there. It’ll be warmer.

Answer 7

huddle in

Question 8

Dude! Coop roars, with every second you ___________________ the shit particles are ______________ into your pores.

Answer 8

bitch and moan; seeping deeper and depper

Question 9

He plucks the ten from my fingers. I’ll see how far I can _____________ this. Maybe Wal-Mart’s having a sale. What’s your size? Dawf?

Answer 9

stretch

Question 10

slather

Answer 10

spread in thick quantity; slather on some lotion

Question 11

ok, dawg, you wanted a plan. Here’s a plan. YOur current _______ are totally tainted, unsalvageable.

Answer 11

togs

Question 12

eat me

Answer 12

expression of anger (suck my genitals)

Question 13

I ____ the shirt ____ and let it slop to the pavement.

Answer 13

slip off

Question 14

He sighs loudly. Okay, you _______ You can have my coat. But not before you remove those _________ jeans. I don’t want you getting any _______ on my brand new ______

Answer 14

infant; beshitted; splooge; hide

Question 15

But in the meantime, you need to _______________________ the shit-shirt before that bird crap _____________________ your skin and completely contaminates you.

Answer 15

shuck off; soaks into

Question 16

I glance down at myself for the first time, __________________ the damage.

Answer 16

surveying

Question 17

Just go tell her I can’t make it. Say I ____________________________ or something.

Answer 17

came down with the flu

Question 18

hide means

Answer 18

strong thick skin of the animal

Question 19

If that happens, it won’t matter what new ______ I scrounge up because the stink will leak right through them.

Answer 19

duds

Question 20

another word for clothes

Answer 20

togs

Question 21

Coop studies _________ as though praying for inspiration.

Answer 21

studies the heavens

Question 22

I slip the shirt off and let it _________ the pavement.

Answer 22

slop to

Question 23

________? Now? I crouch down, rubbing my bare legs. Like I am not humiliated enough here already?

Answer 23

short jokes

Question 24

splooge means

Answer 24

an ejaculated deposit

Question 25

What I read on the screen is like a _______________. It’s a text from Coop: n trbl w/ mall cops. srry dawg. cnt get 2 u :(

Answer 25

wrecking ball to the gut

Question 26

I am gonna __________ and get you some new threads.

Answer 26

pool our resources

Question 27

Coo laughs, pointing at my four-leaf-clover ______. Those your lucky underpants?

Answer 27

boxers

Question 28

Maybe Coop can help me _______ a brilliant excuse–something that makes me seem selfless and maybe even a little heroic.

Answer 28

concoct

Question 29

This is genuine leatherette, dawg. I just got this ______ for Christmas. I’m not about to have it contaminated ____ bird squat.

Answer 29

bad boy; with

Question 30

another word for clothes

Answer 30

duds

Question 31

I’m so lost in this fantasy that I almost don’t hear my phone _______ with a text message.

Answer 31

ping