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A JOKE A DAY 1 Flashcards

1
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What did the punching bag say to the boxer?

A

Hit me baby, one more time.

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Why did God supposedly make men before He made women?

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Because everyone needs a rough draft.

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What can you catch but not throw?

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Your breath.

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Why is the obtuse angle sad?

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Because it’s never right.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

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To say “hello from the other side”.

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6
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What do a coder and a plant have in common?

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STEM

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What should you do when no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?

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Keep going until you get a reaction.

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Why shouldn’t you worry about passing math?

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Because it’s easy as pi.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

A

Hahaha

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10
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How do Minecraft players celebrate?

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With block parties!

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Why did the picture go to prison?

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Because it was framed.

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Why can’t you keep pimples in prison?

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Because they keep breaking out.

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13
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Why do all judges get As in English class?

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Because they know all about sentences.

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14
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What did Harry Potter do when he went bald?

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Got a Hedwig!

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15
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What do you call a rash on a pig?

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Hogwarts

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16
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I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it was pointless.

A

Hahaha!

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17
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What do you call a cow without a GPS?

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Udderly lost.

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18
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What are the most popular perfumes for ages 12 to 18?

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Adolescents.

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19
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What do you call an old snowman?

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A puddle.

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20
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What do you call a pooch in heat?

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Hot dog

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21
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Why do pirates have to learn the alphabet?

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If they don’t, they’ll be lost at C.

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22
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What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

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Where’s popcorn?

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23
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Did you hear about the kidnapping on the bus?

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It’s okay. He woke up.

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24
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Can February March?

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No, but April May.

25
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What kind of music do balloons hate?

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POP

26
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How do you drown a hipster?

A

In the mainstream.

27
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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A

A stick.

28
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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

A

Thunderwear.

29
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What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

A

Time to get a new clock.

30
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What did one toilet say to the other?

A

You look a bit flushed.

31
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What do you think of that new diner on the moon?

A

Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

32
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

A

Because she wanted to go to high school.

33
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What do you call a dog magician?

A

A labracadabrador.

34
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How do you get a squirrel to like you?

A

Act like a nut.

35
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What do you call two birds in love?

A

Tweethearts.

36
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How does a scientist freshen her breath?

A

With experi-mints.

37
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How are false teeth like starst?

A

They come out at night.

38
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A

Finding half a worm.

39
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What is computer’s favourite snack?

A

Computer chips.

40
Q

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

A

It waves.

41
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What is a tornado’s favourite game to play?

A

Twister.

42
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How does the moon cut his hair?

A

Eclipse it.

43
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How do you talk to a giant?

A

Use big words.

44
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What animal is always at a baseball game?

A

A bat.

45
Q

What falls in winter but never gets hurt?

A

Snow

46
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Why did the kid cross the playground?

A

To get to the other slide.

47
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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

A

Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

48
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How do you make a lemon drop?

A

Just let it fall.

49
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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

A

Don’t take me for granite.

50
Q

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A

A palm tree.

51
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What has ears but cannot hear?

A

A cornfield

52
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

A

Between us, something smells.

53
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What did one plate say to the other plate?

A

Dinner is on me.

54
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Why did the student eat her homework.

A

Because the teacher told her it was a piece of cake.

55
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When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

A

Because when you find it, you stop looking.

56
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Why was the equal sign so humble?

A

Because he wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

57
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How do you stay warm in any room?

A

Go to the corner - it’s always 90 degrees.

58
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Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?

A

Because he would have to convert.

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