Act 1

Question 1

Eve (Reagan): Free? Not at camp Pocahontas.

Answer 1

Enter with Willard (Scott).
Adam: You let me do the talking.

Question 2

Willard: (Scott) You’re coo-coo if you think Eve will go for your crazy idea.

Answer 2

Adam: You got a better idea?

Question 3

Willard: (Scott) If I had a better idea I wouldn’t be here.

Answer 3

Adam: Willard, let me acquaint you with the facts. The only way we’re going to survive the long, hard winter is to have a paying job this summer

Question 4

Willard: (Scott) We don’t have paying jobs, either one of us, if Camp John Smith doesn’t open.

Answer 4

Adam: Camp John Smith MUST open.

Question 5

Willard: (Scott) But the inspector said it wasn’t ready to open.

Answer 5

Adam: He said it wasn’t FIT to open. (Fast.) We already have guys lined up for their cabin assignments. What will happen if they have to return home?

Question 6

Willard: (Scott) We’d have to refund their money.

Answer 6

Adam: I’d sooner die!

Question 7

Willard: (Scott) I don’t think that would look too good for Camp John Smith’s reputation.

Answer 7

Adam: Reputation! The only thing lower than Camp John Smith’s reputation would be a whale’s belly. Don’t forget, Willard, we’re on probation. If we don’t pull the camp through this season we might have to go out and get a REAL job.

Question 8

Willard: (Scott) A REAL JOB!

Answer 8

Adam: Shhh. Quiet.

Question 9

Theodora: (Louella) Hi!

Answer 9

Adam: Hi.

Question 10

Theodora: (Louella) I bet you men are from the other side of the lake.

Answer 10

Adam: Uh-huh.

Question 11

Theodora: (Louella) Wanna bite?

Answer 11

Adam: Some other time, maybe. (To Willard) Let’s plan our strategy. This could be our most crucial hour.

Question 12

Alva: Nurse Smudge. Calling Nurse Smudge. Please report to the nerve center.

Answer 12

Run on stage to Willard.