All Lion Lines

Question 1

Dorothy Oh My!
Scarecrow Oh!

Answer 1

Ha! Put em’ up put em’ up! Which one of you first? I’ll fight you both together if you want. I’ll fight ya with one paw tied behind my back! I’ll fight ya standiin’ on one foot! I’ll fight you with my eyes closed!
Oh pullin’ an axe on me eh? Sneaking up on me eh? Why!

Question 2

Lion Oh pulled an axe on me eh? Sneakin up on me eh? Why!
Tinman Here here. Go ‘way and let us alone.

Answer 2

Oh, scared huh! Afraid huh? Hah! How long can you stay fresh in that can? Come on, get up and fight you shivering junk yard! Put your hands up, you lopsided bag of hay!

Question 3

Scarecrow Well what’s wrong with you teaching him?
Tinman Well well I hardly know him

Answer 3

Well I’ll get you anyway pee wee

Question 4

Lion Well I’ll get you anyway pee wee
Dorothy Oh shame on you

Answer 4

What did you do that for? I didn’t bite him.

Question 5

Lion What did you do that for? I didn’t bite him
Dorothy No, but you tried to. It’s bad enough picking on straw men, but when you go around picking on poor little dogs…

Answer 5

Well you didn’t have to go and hit me did you? Is my nose bleeding?

Question 6

Well you didn’t have to go and hit me did you? Is my nose bleeding?
Dorothy well of course not. My goodness, what a fuss you’re making. Naturally when you go around picking on things weaker than you are, why you’re nothing but a great big coward.

Answer 6

You’re right, I am a coward! I haven’t got any courage at all. I even scare myself. Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven’t slept in weeks.

Question 7

You’re right, I am a coward! I haven’t got any courage at all. I even scare myself. Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven’t slept in weeks.
Tinman Why don’t you try counting sheep?

Answer 7

That doesn’t do any good. I’m afraid of them.

Question 8

Tinman And him a brain
Dorothy I’m sure he could give you some courage.

Answer 8

Well, wouldn’t You feel degraded to be seen in the company of a cowardly lion? I would.

Question 9

Well, wouldn’t You feel degraded to be seen in the company of a cowardly lion? I would.
Dorothy No, of course not

Answer 9

Gee, that’s awfully nice of you. My life has been simply unbearable. Even my family’s disowned me. When I was just a little cub, my father took me to the top of a high mountain and waved his paw around and said, “One day son, all this will be yours” oh I was terrified.

Question 10

“One day son, all this will be yours” oh I was terrified.
Scarecrow why’s that?

Answer 10

I’m scared of heights.

Question 11

I’m scared of heights.
Oh, well it’s alright now. The Wizardll fix everything.

Answer 11

At least you’ll be safe if I’m with you.

Question 12

At least you’ll be safe if I’m with you.
How’s that?

Answer 12

No self respecting wild animal will come anywhere near me.

Question 13

Girls chorus AH
Dorothy I’ve never seen such Poppies

Answer 13

I think poppies are my favorite flower.

Question 14

I think poppies are my favorite flower.
The smell is so wonderful. And the singing…

Answer 14

I can hear it too. It sounds just like the heavenly semaphores.

Question 15

Dorothy oh no please. I have to rest for just a minute. You lay there Toto, we can have a little sleep together.
Scarecrow Oh you can’t rest now. We’ve got to go on.

Answer 15

Come to think of it, forty winks wouldn’t be a bad idea.

Question 16

Chorus OOH LA LA LA
Dorothy oh oh (wakes up)

Answer 16

Ahh ah, unusual weather were havhbg, ain’t it?

Question 17

Scarecrow Oh no, he’s rusted again! Give me the oil can.
Dorothy I don’t have the oil can

Answer 17

I just realized something

Question 18

I just realized something
Scarecrow What?

Answer 18

I’m sitting on it. Boy those poppies are powerfully stuff. I didn’t feel a thing.

Question 19

Scarecrow Well, come on then.
Tinman what are you waiting for!

Answer 19

On to Oz
Dorothy to Oz
All To Oz!

Question 20

Dorothy Have you ever seen anywhere to beautiful?
Scarecrow the walls are so high

Answer 20

I’m getting giddy just looking at em’

Question 21

Scarecrow okay, here goes
Guard who rang that bell?

Answer 21

Don’t do that!

Question 22

Scarecrow read what?
Guard the notice!

Answer 22

Four: What notice!

Question 23

Dorothy Bell out of order, please knock.
Guard. Well that’s more like it. Now, state your business.

Answer 23

All: We want to see the Wizard!

Question 24

Scarecrow She’s wearing the ruby slippers she gave her.
Guard Uhh… so she is! Well, bust my buttons! Why didn’t you say that in the first place! That’s a horse of a different color.

Answer 24

Who’s he calling a horse? If he wasn’t in the other side of that door…

Question 25

Who’s he calling a horse? If he wasn’t in the other side of that door… Scarecrow he’s coming out!

Answer 25

He’d be on this side.

Question 26

Scarecrow I’ve been trying to imagine it, but I haven’t got a brain. Tinman They said I’d fall in love with it, if I had a heart.

Answer 26

It’s the one place I don’t need courage, cause there’s nothin there is scare me. Is there?

Question 27

Scarecrow When do we get to see the Wizard? Tinman will you take us to him?

Answer 27

Is he scary?

Question 28

Explosion, Ozians shriek

Answer 28

Who’s her, who’s her?

Question 29

Scarecrow what’s she doing with all that smoke? Tinman she’s writing with it.

Answer 29

What’s it say, what’s it say?

Question 30

Dorothy oh but please, please! Tinman you said you’d take us to him!

Answer 30

And I got a permanent just for the occasion.

Question 31

Tinman I can fairly hear my heart beating! Dorothy I’ll be home in time for supper!

Answer 31

In another hour, I’ll be king of the Forest! Long live the King!

Question 32

Guard Go home! The Wizard says go away!

Answer 32

All: Go away?

Question 33

Dorothy: oh thank you Guard: that’s all right. I knew an ant and myself once! This way. Follow me.

Answer 33

Lion: wait a minute, fellows. I was just thinking – I really don’t want to see the wizard this much. I better wait for you outside.

Question 34

Lion: I better wait for you outside Tin man: what’s the matter? The wizards going to give you some courage.

Answer 34

Lion: I’d be too scared to ask him for it

Question 35

Lion: I’d be too scared to ask him for it Dorothy: oh, come on lion, will be scared together.

Answer 35

Ohhhh!

Question 36

Lion: oh! Scarecrow: what happened?

Answer 36

Lion: somebody pulled my tail!

Question 37

Lion: somebody pulled my tail! Scarecrow. Oh, you did it yourself!

Answer 37

I oh… I’m such a butterpaws

Question 38

Lion, I… Oh… I’m such a butterpaws Guard: this way, this way, step right up. The great Oz awaits you.

Answer 38

Lion: tell me when it’s over.

Question 39

Lion: tell me when it’s over The four friends enter the wizards chamber

Answer 39

Lion: oh, look at that, look at that, oh – I want to go home.

Question 40

Dorothy: oh! You ought to be ashamed of yourself – frightening him, like that, when he came to you for help! Oz: silence whippersnapper! The beneficent Oz has every intention of granting your request!

Answer 40

Lion: what’s that? What did he say?

Question 41

Lion: what’s that? Would he say? Dorothy: are you all right?

Answer 41

Lion: just a little deaf. Whatd he say?

Question 42

Lion: just a little deaf. What he say? Dorothy: he’s going to help us after all

Answer 42

Lion: he is?

Question 43

Tinman: but if we do that, we’ll have to kill her to get it Oz: bring me her broomstick, and I’ll grant your request now go!

Answer 43

But – what if she kills us first?

Question 44

Lion: but – what if she killed us first? Oz I said… Go!

Answer 44

Lion: don’t worry! I’m already gone!

Question 45

Scarecrow: you don’t have to worry about us. Tinman we’re not going after the witch empty-handed

Answer 45

Lion: you can say that again.

Question 46

Tin man: you mean no one’s ever gone there? Guard: oh, yes. Plenty folk have gone there. But no one’s ever come back.

Answer 46

Lion: oh, boy!

Question 47

Dorothy: there’s no yellow brick Road to follow now. Guard: there’s no road at all to the end of the Winkies.

Answer 47

Lion: winkies, what’s winkies?

Question 48

Scarecrow: sometimes it’s a good thing not to have a brain. I haven’t the wit to be scared. Tin man: and I haven’t the heart to fail

Answer 48

Lion: and I haven’t… Said goodbye to the wizard

Question 49

Lion: and I haven’t… Said goodbye to the wizard. Scarecrow. Shame on you. You’re even more of a coward than I thought.

Answer 49

Lion: it’s easy for you to speak. You’re made of straw, and you’re made of tin, but I am only weak flesh.

Question 50

Tin men: verging on flabby Dorothy: it’s all right, lion. You can stay here if you’d like.

Answer 50

Lion: I’d like. Oh, how I’d like. But if you really need me, I’ll tagalong, I guess.

Question 51

Scarecrow: ready to go Dorothy? Tin man best foot forward

Answer 51

Lion decisions, decisions

Question 52

Lion: decisions, decisions Dorothy: come on, lion!

Answer 52

Lion: I’m coming, I’m coming! The scarecrow is not the only one who needs a new brain.

Question 53

The friends make their way through the forest. Lion starts the scene.

Answer 53

Lion: does anyone know where any of us are?

Question 54

Dorothy: here’s another notice. Tin man: I hope it says something a little more reassuring

Answer 54

All: I’d turn back if I were you Lion: fine. Oh no. Oh, no!

Question 55

Dorothy: I believe there’s spooks around here. Tin man: that’s ridiculous! Spooks! That’s silly.

Answer 55

Lion: but don’t you believe in spooks?

Question 56

Tin man: oh! Scarecrow: oh, – RU – are you all right?!

Answer 56

Lion: I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. – I do – I do – I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks! I do – I do – I do – I do – I do – I do!

Question 57

Scarecrow: oh, no. Here we go again. Tin man: I’m suffering from metal fatigue

Answer 57

Lion: I wanna sit this one out.

Question 58

Dorothy: please leave us alone. Jitterbug: come and get them!

Answer 58

Lion: who? What?

Question 59

Flying monkeys approach Dorothy: what’s happening?

Answer 59

Ly: look at the size of them, birds!

Question 60

Lion, look at the size of them, birds! Dorothy: they’re not birds, their monkeys!

Answer 60

All: flying monkeys!

Question 61

Scarecrow: help! Help! Dorothy: oh – oh – oh!

Answer 61

Lion: they’re getting away with Dorothy!

Question 62

Lion: they’re getting away with Dorothy! Dorothy: help me! Help me!

Answer 62

Lion: get away from me, you pesky, apes!

Question 63

Scarecrow: they tore my legs off, and they threw them over there! Then they tore my arm off, and they threw it over there! Tin man: scarecrow – that’s you all over

Answer 63

Lion: it’s time you pulled yourself together.

Question 64

Ryan: it’s time you pulled yourself together. Scarecrow: I would, but I can’t reach my legs

Answer 64

Lion: I’ll get them

Question 65

Tin man: and then we’ll go find Dorothy! Scarecrow: that’s right. And the lion Will lead us.

Answer 65

Lion, yeah. Me?

Question 66

Lion, yeah. Me? Tin man: yes, you.

Answer 66

Lion: I – I – I – I’m going to lead us against the forces of evil?

Question 67

Lion: I – I – I – I’m going to lead us against the forces of evil? Stair crow: that’s right.

Answer 67

Lion: all right, I’ll do it for Dorothy – wicked witch, or no wicked witch – guards or no guards – Altama part rough! Rough! I may not come out alive, but I’ll go down fighting. Rough! There’s only one thing I want you fellows to do.

Question 68

Lion: there’s only one thing I want you fellows to do Tin men and scarecrow: what’s that?

Answer 68

Lion: talk me out of it

Question 69

The friends approach the castle. Lion starts the scene.

Answer 69

What’s that? What’s that?

Question 70

Lion: what’s that? What’s that? Scarecrow: that’s the castle of the wicked witch!

Answer 70

Lion: Dorothy’s in that awful place?

Question 71

Scarecrow: don’t cry now. We haven’t got the oil can with us, and you’ve been squeaking enough as it is. Tin man: but they say it’s got 1000 rooms. How are we ever going to find out which one Dorothy’s in?

Answer 71

Lion: it’s Toto!

Question 72

Scarecrow: he will lead us to Dorothy. Tin man: but we still got to get into the castle

Answer 72

Lion: do – do you think it’ll be polite – dropping in like this?

Question 73

Lion: dude – do you think it’ll be polite – dropping in like this? Scarecrow: lookout!

Answer 73

Lion: who’s them? Who’s them?

Question 74

Yoo hee hoo yo ho! Scarecrow: I think I’ve got a plan how to get in there

Answer 74

Lion: fine. He’s got a plan.

Question 75

Lion: fine. He’s got a plan. Scarecrow: it might not work…

Answer 75

Lion: it might not work.

Question 76

Lion: it might not work Scarecrow. But it’s got a chance.

Answer 76

Lion: it’s got a chance.

Question 77

Lion: it’s got a chance. Scarecrow: only thing is, it’s very, very dangerous. What do you say?

Answer 77

Lion: I say… Anyone else got a plan?

Question 78

Tin man: let’s hear the scarecrows. Scarecrow: first, we’ve got to get hold of three winkie uniforms

Answer 78

Lion: F – F – fellas…

Question 79

Lion: F – F – fellas… Tin man: where are we going to find three winkie uniforms?

Answer 79

Lion: F – F – fellas…

Question 80

Scarecrow: I don’t know, but the whole plan depends on it. Tin man: three winkie uniforms

Answer 80

Lion: F – F – fellas, we D – D – D – don’t have to look far. Tin man: how come? Lion: they’re right behind us.

Question 81

Dorothy: please help me. Won’t anybody help me? No! Scarecrow: Dorothy, are you in there?

Answer 81

Lyon: it’s us! Are you all right?

Question 82

Scarecrow: what about the window? Dorothy: the cliff is sheer

Answer 82

Lion: don’t worry. You hang onto my tail and I’ll hang on with my clause.

Question 83

Lion: don’t worry. You hang onto my tail and I’ll hang on with my claws. Dorothy: oh, your wonderful all of you.

Answer 83

Lion: I just hope my courage holds out

Question 84

Lion: I just hope my courage holds out. All: we hope your tail holds out!

Answer 84

Lion: to the window!

Question 85

Lion: to the window! West which: going so soon? We won’t hear of it. Will we, winkies

Answer 85

Lion: I think we’ve overstay our welcome

Question 86

Dorothy: tomorrow? Oh, but I want to go home now! Tin man: you’ve had plenty of time already!

Answer 86

Lion: yeah!

Question 87

Oz: no, I’m afraid it’s true. There’s no other wizard except me. Scarecrow: you humbug!

Answer 87

Lion: yeah!

Question 88

Oz: oh, no, my dear. I’m a very good man. I’m just a very bad wizard. Scarecrow: what about the heart you promised tin man Oz: well –

Answer 88

Tin man, and lion: and scarecrows brain?

Question 89

Oz: therefore, for Meritus conduct, extraordinary valor, conspicuous bravery, against wicked witches, I award you the triple cross. You are now a member member of the Legion of courage!

Answer 89

Lion: oh, shucks folks – I’m speechless!

Question 90

Oz: and remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but how much you are loved by others. Tin man: oh, oh, it takes! Look! Listen to my heart, it takes!

Answer 90

Lion: read… Read what my metal says

Question 91

Lion: read… Read what my metal says. Dorothy: awarded for courage!

Answer 91

Lion: ain’t it the truth! Ain’t it the truth!

Question 92

Scarecrow: hey, what about Dorothy? Tin man: yes, what about Dorothy?

Answer 92

Lyon: yeah.

Question 93

Oz: until one day, while performing spectacular feats of the stratospheric skill, never before attempted by civilized man, the balloon failed to return to the fair Dorothy: it did?

Answer 93

Lion: frightened where are you?

Question 94

Oz: that idiot guard just ruined my exit. Dorothy: oh, now will never get home

Answer 94

Lion: then stay with us, Dorothy

Question 95

Scarecrow: but that’s so easy, I should have thought of it for you. Tin man: I should have felt it in my heart

Answer 95

Lion: me, too, if I’d had the courage of my convictions

Question 96

To men: now, I know I’ve got a heart, because it’s breaking Dorothy: goodbye lion. I know it isn’t right, but I’m going to miss the way you used to holler for help before you found your courage.

Answer 96

Lion: when you go, I think I’m going to do a little more hollering.

Question 97

How could you leave her like that?

Answer 97

I could stay here, that’s one way of doing it.