Be More Chill Flashcards
(48 cards)
Chloe: oh my god, he was like, getting off on that Jeremy bumps into Rich
Yo, don’t touch me Tall-ass!
Jeremy: Sorry, I was just… trying to get to my…
Writes something on backpack w marker You wash that off, you’re dead. Jakey D! what’s the story with Madeline?
Jeremy: ILL DO THE SAME / I GRAB THE PEN, I WRITE MY NAME
Gay! haha!
…THAT CHRISTIKKE IS AWARE I’M ALIVE scene change to bathroom
I told you not to wash that off.
Jeremy: where’s my homework?
I’m talking to you, tall-ass!
Jeremy: why do you keep calling me that? I’m not even that tall!
go to urinal you could be, if you weren’t hunched over and scared all the time. the only thing more pathetic is the way you’re sneaking of to a stall to get away from me. Stall’s for girls. You a girl, Jeremy?
Jeremy: How can you talk to people while youre… Y’know..
Confidence
Jeremy: You might wanna.. watch the floor…
twitches
Jeremy: Uh… I just remembered I don’t have to pee after all–
Don’t move.
Jeremy: what? that’s not even possible.
Shut up, tall-ass!… Sorry, old habbits. Look, I apologize for treating you like human garbage all the time I only did it ‘cuz my squip said I had to, But now it’s saying you’re not a bad guy. that you might want a squip of your own. ‘Course, if you’re not interested…
YEAH, WHEN YOU BUY A SQUIP
I got a hook-up, this guy works as payless shoes at the menlo park mall. it’s six hundred
Jeremy: Dollars?
It’s worth it. bring the money on monday. you’ll see. starts to exit
Jeremy: aren’t you gonna wash your hands?
RICH: aw, man, Jeremy. you know what you need?
NOW THAT SOMEONE’S HELPING ME OUT J arrives @ school
Yo, tall-ass. Where’s my money?
Squip: Up down left right A
Jolts You got one!
J: sorry I meant to go through you but– don’t hit me!
Jeremy! This is awesome! I mean, I coulda used the money. Things are kinda rough at home if you know what I’m sayin’
J: Yeah…my dad…drinks too?
Yo, fucking dads, right?! He usually passes out by nine, you should come over, play x-box. You know, with a squip, the only controller you need…is your mind? exit
CHLOE: I GOT A FLASK
I STOLE MY BROTHER’S JASON MASK AND I DON’T HAVE A MACHETE BUT A LOAF OF BREAD WILL DOOOO
J, Brooke: EVERYBODY’S LIKE “SUP”
YO MAN, SUP?!
JAKE, BROOK, CHLOE: LOOK HOW MANY DRINK’S I’VE DOWNED
EVERY SINGLE SONG’S ALL LIKE WHUP!, THEY’RE ALL WHUP! WE’RE LIKE YUP!, TURN IT UP!
AS WE STUMBLE TO THE SOUND
CUZ I’M HALOWEEN PARTYING HARD TONIGHT
IT’S HALLOWEEN, IT’S HALOWEEN…. DANCE CRAZY
AWESOME PARTY I’M SO GLAD I CAME back to party
jumping from person to person You got any mountain dew red?
Christine: Don’t be. I dumped him.
It looks like normal mountain dew? but red?
Christine: And, he’s kind of a jerk, so…
Seriously! Where the fuck can I get some mountain dew red?