Capitals

Question 1

Delaware

Answer 1

Dover — what did Della wear while diving?

Question 2

Pennsylvania

Answer 2

Harrisburg — hairy pen

Question 3

New Jersey

Answer 3

Trenton — trains on track on the cruise liner

Question 4

Georgia

Answer 4

Atlanta

Question 5

Connecticut

Answer 5

Hartford —. Hearts connect in motion

Question 6

Massachusetts

Answer 6

Boston — bones coming out of a mass grave

Question 7

Maryland

Answer 7

Annapolis —. Who was Marilyn dancing with? Annapolis uniformed soldier

Question 8

South Carolina

Answer 8

Columbia —who was escaping south?

Question 9

New Hampshire

Answer 9

Concord — hamsters eating bunch of grapes

Question 10

Virginia

Answer 10

Richmond — Aunt Virginia eating Ritz crackers

Question 11

New York

Answer 11

Albany —. Albinos scaling the twin towers

Question 12

North Carolina

Answer 12

Raleigh —. Cheering mob at a rally to run Columbus away

Question 13

Rhode Island

Answer 13

Providence —. Island full of poop

Question 14

Vermont

Answer 14

Montpelier —. Maple syrup dripping into the mold of a Mounty

Question 15

Kentucky

Answer 15

Frankfort - derby horses eating a hotdog

Question 16

Tennessee

Answer 16

Nashville

Question 17

Ohio

Answer 17

Columbus —. C stealing the jewels from Queen Elizabeth’s crown

Question 18

Louisiana

Answer 18

Baton Rouge - twirling fan to cool Redd Fox’s tongue

Question 19

Indiana

Answer 19

Indianapolis

Question 20

Mississippi

Answer 20

Jackson- Rogers kids playing Jack Rocks

Question 21

Illinois

Answer 21

Springfield - springing out of a box to barf

Question 22

Alabama

Answer 22

Montgomery - 2nd ‘bam’ to pop bubblegum

Question 23

Maine

Answer 23

Augusta - sweating lobster in August

Question 24

Missouri

Answer 24

Jefferson City- Bad News consoling AK for missing her notes — both from a Jefferson City

Question 25

Arkansas

Answer 25

Little Rock- ark full of small rocks

Question 26

Michigan

Answer 26

Lansing- Zina’s ball lands singing

Question 27

Florida

Answer 27

Tallahassee- gators eating Bills money with tassels hanging from their teeth

Question 28

Texas

Answer 28

Austin- size 8 boots too small ‘aw’

Question 29

Iowa

Answer 29

Des Moines- arrows went past the bullseye to ‘ de morning’

Question 30

Wisconsin

Answer 30

Madison - Thurgood was wise but mad

Question 31

California

Answer 31

Sacramento- wild sex and sacraments

Question 32

Minnesota

Answer 32

St. Paul- straws squirting liquid onto St Paul’s statue

Question 33

Oregon

Answer 33

Salem- dinosaur shocked to see a burning witch

Question 34

Kansas

Answer 34

Topeka- sauce piles up into a peak

Question 35

West Virginia

Answer 35

Charleston- Mary thunders into WV doing the Charleston dance

Question 36

Nevada

Answer 36

Carson City- Margaret Carson squeezed between Linda and Michael

Question 37

Nebraska

Answer 37

Lincoln— brass knuckles smash a penny

Question 38

Colorado

Answer 38

Denver- caterpillar dragging colors into a den

Question 39

North Dakota

Answer 39

Bismarck—. Mt Rushmore heads eating Bisquick pancakes

Question 40

South Dakota

Answer 40

Pierre- Okitani-San sweating and wearing a French beret

Question 41

Montana

Answer 41

Helena- Lester as a Mounty chasing Helena on her broom

Question 42

Washington

Answer 42

Olympia- bunny with sudsy face jumping thru the Olympic rings

Question 43

Idaho

Answer 43

Boise- Starr sitting on poor Uncle Boisy

Question 44

Wyoming

Answer 44

Cheyenne—dogs running wild and shyly hiding behind a pole

Question 45

Utah

Answer 45

Salt Lake City— floating state parks fall into the Dead Sea

Question 46

Oklahoma

Answer 46

Oklahoma City

Question 47

New Mexico

Answer 47

Santa Fe - immigrants coming thru the window and jump on Santa’s sleigh

Question 48

Arizona

Answer 48

Phoenix- Snow White turns from a Sodona statue infested with flees - flee-nix

Question 49

Alaska

Answer 49

Juneau- Betty sings ‘you know’ all around her teepee.

Question 50

Hawaii

Answer 50

Honolulu—Serena hulas to ‘honey boo boo’