Christmas Quotes Flashcards
(44 cards)
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
Elf
“I believe, I believe. It’s silly but I believe.”
Miracle on 34th Street
“Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.”
The Polar Express
“Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.”
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” (1992) (I will take “Home Alone”
“I gotta tell you, Santa, there’s something about this place that doesn’t seem quite… Kosher.”
Mall Santa:
Kosher? This coming from a guy who assaulted a toddler for a super ball?
Jingle All The Way (1996)
“I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.”
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
“This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.”
Home Alone (1990)
“I planned out our whole day: First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll-House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.”
Elf
“There’s children throwing snowballs,
Instead of throwing heads.
They’re busy building toys,
And absolutely no one’s dead!”
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
“You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.”
Elf
This fog’s as thick as peanut butter!
You mean pea soup.
You eat what you like, and I’ll eat what I like!
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindee (1964)
No! No! I want an official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
A Christmas Story (1983)
Aaah! “Fra-GEE-leh!” It must be Italian!
A Christmas Story (1983)
How come your clothes are so baggy?
-Because Santa is … watching his saturated fats.
Little Girl: How come you don’t have a beard?
- Because I shaved! You want this doll or not? Go back to sleep.
“The Santa Clause” (1994)
“Put that cookie down. NOW!”
Jingle All The Way (1996)
-You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy conmen in red suits.
Mall Santa: What did you call us?
-You heard me right. Conmen. Thieves. Degenerates. Low-lifes. Thugs. Criminals!
Mall Santa: At the North Pole, them are fightin’ words, partner.
Jingle All The Way (1996)
“Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.”
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) - (Will take Grinch)
“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!”
Disney’s “A Christmas Carol” (2009)
“There’s a certain magic that comes with the very first snow. For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow, well, something wonderful is bound to happen.”
Frosty the Snowman (1969)
“I Have A Machine Gun. Ho Ho Ho.”
Die Hard (1988)
“My balls are freezing. I never thought I’d say that with a smile on my face.”
Jack Frost (1998)
“You have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card.”
Buddy the Elf (2003)
“You’re skipping Christmas! Isn’t that against the law?”
Christmas With The Kranks (2004)
“Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.”
The Polar Express (2004)
