cinderella Flashcards
(26 cards)
what a wonderful song everyone
cinderella, its good too see you!
well you know what that makes it then, don’t you?
What?
it is pretty run down
run down, its a dump
they’ve been away trying to borrow some money
what so mrs “the one who can’t be named” can spend it all on your wretched stepsisters harpic and dimestos
stupid names, why are they called that
they’re clean round the bend
you know, they’re ugly
they think they’re pretty
they’re pretty ugly
we haven’t introduced ourselves. my names witt i’m the clever one and you’re half as clever as me so you’re name is
i’ve just come on
no, she means your love struck aren’t you? cinderella? you fancy her dont you?
no…yes
ask her out?
your father needs to stand up to that wife of his, hes to soft
here he is now
have you seen my wife?
yes she’s horrible isn’t she!!
i know, i didnt mean that i remember my wedding day as if it were yesterday. i wish it were tomorrow
why?
maximillian
speak of the devil
drink?
don’t mind if i do
oh no, alcohol is a mans worse enemy
you know what they say, love your enemy
well i never
drink?
we’re on duty you fool, what about you?
thats very kind of you, great gig thanks for coming
stop!!
i’m starving, i wonder what they’ll will be getting to eat
what £100
the £100 you borrowed from me for cinderellas christmas present last week, i need to put it into the bank because i am skint
i used to work in the bank but i lost my job on the very first day
why?
today?
now?
all we could find was her mask and this pumpkin
here, this will make a good pot of soup, little bit of chopped onions, some chicken stock, a big dollop of double cream…
belt up gordon ramsay or i’ll put that pumpkin where the sun doesn’t shine
carnousite? its always raining there
he’ll be here soon
hes got that glass shoe with him, you know i used to work in a shoe recycling factory, hated it it was soul destroying
