Cinderella

Question 1

Grace: He had salmon on sale.

Answer 1

Salmon isn’t all he was sellin’.

Question 2

Grace: I’d rather starve.

Answer 2

That’ll be the day.

Question 3

Grace: have you ever seen a slower girl in your life?

Answer 3

Who are you callin’ slow?

Question 4

Grace: not you stupid! Her!

Answer 4

Oh. Hey who are you callin’ stupid!

Question 5

Stepmother: so much squabbling, girls! Remember “restraint above all else”. So Joy- Master Boxhorn certainly gave you the hairy eyeball

Answer 5

He’s too short

Question 6

Stepmother: what he lacks in height he makes up for in cash

Answer 6

but you always said, “no girl should marry for money.”

Question 7

Stepmother: Cinderella, you let the fire go out. It’s cold enough to hang meat in here

Answer 7

well, close the door, Cinderella - duh

Question 8

Stepmother: blah blah blah. Am I understood

Answer 8

Grace and Joy: yes mother

Question 9

Grace: which daughter is that I wonder

Answer 9

I’m younger and more appealing

Question 10

Grace: the oldest marries first

Answer 10

that’s an old wives tale

Question 11

Stepmother: girls don’t start

Answer 11

mother, Cinderella simply refuses to close that door

Question 12

Grace: have you seen a lazier girl in your life?

Answer 12

who you callin’ lazy?

Question 13

Grace: I want some crumpets with my tea!

Answer 13

like I don’t? Crumpets Cinderella!

Question 14

Stepmother: blah blah blah you know I will not be around forever to care for you

Answer 14

Why not?

Question 15

Stepmother: blah blah blah is it asking too much that I spend my golden years in a cottage by the sea?

Answer 15

and leave us here?

Question 16

Stepmother: and how do you suppose it gets into the bank?

Answer 16

the banker goes and gets it from… well, wherever it does grow on trees but not on trees

Question 17

Stepmother: blah blah blah Am I
understood?

Answer 17

Grace and Joy: yes mother

Question 18

Grace: bake the bread

Answer 18

poach the pears!

Question 19

Stepmother: tonight my girls will be the envy of everyone at the ball!

Answer 19

Do you really think so mother?

Question 20

Grace:blah blah blah so I’m going to recite a poem

Answer 20

poetry? Bor-ing

Question 21

Stepmother: poppycock!
Now joy how do you plan to make an impression upon the prince?

Answer 21

I’ve been cultivating my naturally infectious laughter

Question 22

Grace: as if

Answer 22

The prince’s every witty remark will be met with peals of delighted laughter (laughs and snorts)

Question 23

Stepmother: Blah blah blah Remember girls the clever bride hides her flaws…

Answer 23

Grace and Joy: … until after the wedding

Question 24

Grace: you were gonna go to the royal palace in that funky old thing?

Answer 24

now that’s funny! (laughs and snorts)

Question 25

have you seen a more ungrateful child in your life?

Answer 25

who are you callin’ ungrateful?

Question 26

Stepmother: blah blah blah don’t fail me now and remember restraint…

Answer 26

Grace and Joy: …above all else

Question 27

(Joy starts to dance with the prince and starts laughing) Christopher:have I missed something?

Answer 27

(more laughter)

Question 28

Chris:what’s so funny?

Answer 28

your highness is so witty!

Question 29

(Spying on Cinderella and the prince)

Answer 29

did you get a good look at her?

Question 30

Grace: only a glance. Could you hear what they were saying?

Answer 30

only a word or two

Question 31

Grace: she must be a princess or something

Answer 31

his highness sure seems to go for her

Question 32

Grace: word up the best night of my life!

Answer 32

your life?

Question 33

Grace: I only danced with him for an hour or so

Answer 33

an hour?

Question 34

Grace: why? Didn’t you?

Answer 34

of course I did if you did

Question 35

Grace: what’s with all the questions?

Answer 35

really! I feel positively interrogated!

Question 36

Grace: and when you waltz he whirls you around so that your feet never touch the floor

Answer 36

and you can feel his hot breath on your neck

Question 37

Stepmother: nonsense! Rubbish and drivel!

Answer 37

Yes…?

Question 38

Stepmother: master greenfield the grocer?

Answer 38

Too geeky

Question 39

Stepmother:lord hedgerow the horticulturist?

Answer 39

Grace and Joy: too hairy!

Question 40

Grace: my vest Cinderella!

Answer 40

Cinderella my jacket!

Question 41

Stepmother: Cinderella get these buckets out of here

Answer 41

Cinderella! This isn’t my jacket!

Question 42

Cinderella: it’s inside out

Answer 42

Oh

Question 43

Grace: I think I broke my toe!

Answer 43

you?! I almost broke my arm getting this jacket on!

Question 44

Lionel: madam please some restraint

Answer 44

Grace and Joy: restraint above all else

Question 45

Stepmother: blah blah blah I was saying where could you have lost it? Wasn’t I dear?

Answer 45

ouch Oh-h-h that’s my shoe. I’d know this shoe anywhere!

Question 46

Stepmother:oh please I’m begging please take one of my daughters! Joy has charm and elocution-

Answer 46

Peter piper picked his pepper

Question 47

Stepmother: a scullery maid!

Answer 47

A servant girl!