Cocktails Flashcards
Mojito
Ingredients:
1.5 Rail Rum
0.5 Simple Syrup
0.5 Lime Juice
0.5 Sour Mix
topping Soda Water
Mint
2 Lime Wheels
Glass: Collins Glass
Garnish: None
Instructions: Build in 12 oz plastic glass, shred mint, transfer in tin to shake, transfer back to plastic
Alcohol: Rum
Moe dueling with a pirate captain over his barrels of rum
homer douses him in symple syrup
He takes his deadstock kicks off to reveal right big toe is shaped like a lime
Sour mix?
Manhattan
Ingredients:
2 Makers (Unless Guest Special Request)
0.5 Sweet Vermouth
2 dash Angostura Bitters
Method: Stirred Not Shaken
Glass: Coupe
Garnish: No Garnish
Alcohol: Whiskey
Eman fighting with Taylor over who punished his makers mark
Jody tries to sweeten things with the words coming from her mouth
But it just makes taylor more bitter that his girl is fighting for him
Old Fashion
Ingredients:
2 Makers (Unless Guest Special Request)
0.5 Simple Syrup
2 dash Angostura Bitters
squeeze Orange Slice
Glass: Rocks/ Whiskey
Garnish: Orange In Drink
Alcohol: Whiskey
Odell wrestling handicap against 2 quakers
They throw simple syrup on floor to cut odells speed
Odell splurts bitters in their eye to cut their vision
Then he gets goofy and throws squeezed oranges at them from a distance
Cosmopolitan
Ingredients:
1.5 Absolut Citron
0.75 Triple Sec
0.5 Lime Juice
1 Cranberry Juice
Glass: Coupe
Garnish: Lime Wheel
Alcohol: Vodka
Cosmo working in a vodka distillery, pouring lemons into big pot
Wanda comes in asking, him to try her triple sec batch
Timmy comes in for his lime juice batch
And Jorgan pulls up with a water gun with ocean spray cartridges
Bloody Mary
Ingredients:
1.5 Rail Vodka
0.5 Lime Juice
fill Bloody Mary Mix
2 dash Worcestershire
3 dash Tabasco
Glass: Pint
Garnish: Olive
Alcohol: Vodka
Mariama drinking a vodka Martini
bartender accidently squirts lime juice in her eye
She panics scratches he face bloody tryna get the juice off
Out of revenge she tries shoot wor sauce and tobasco into the bartenders eyes
Tom Collins
Ingredients:
1.5 Rail Gin
0.5 Lemon Juice
0.5 Simple Syrup
topping Soda Water
Method: Shake Ingredients Together
Glass: Collins
Garnish: Lemon Wedge
Alcohol: Gin
Sex on the Beach
Ingredients
0.75 Vodka
0.75 Peach Schnapps
equal parts Orange Juice
equal parts Cranberry Juice
Glass: Shooter Or Collins
Garnish:
Orange When In Collins Glass.
No Garnish On Shooter
Alcohol: Vodka
Lex on the beach,
taking vodka shots,
chasing with a peach bite,
friends look at her crazy because
they have OJ and Cran J she could have used
Lemon Drop
Ingredients:
0.75 Burnetts Citrus
0.75 Triple Sec
0.5 Simple Syrup
0.5 Sour Mix
Glass: Shooter
Garnish: Sugar Rim (Give Them An Option To Save Time)
Alcohol: Vodka
Uncle Clement,
on a citrus pool float,
on all 3 of his phones,
his daughter is using simple syrup for sunscreen
she has a sour look because her dad isn’t being present
Gummy Bear
Ingredients:
0.75 Burnetts Razz
0.75 Peach Schnapps
0.5 Sour Mix
splash Sprite
Glass: Shooter
Garnish: None
Alcohol: Vodka
Yogi Bear,
face covered in raspberry juice,
happy because he saved the peach for desert,
spits it out because it’s too sour
washes the taste out with a splash of sprite
Apple Martini
Ingredients:
1 Rail Vodka
0.5 Apple Pucker
splash Sour Mix
Glass: Coupe
Garnish: Cherry
Alcohol: Vodka
Martin’s mad because pam is being a COCK BLOCKA by putting her hands on martin’s PUCKERED lips before reaching Gina’s FLOWER SOFT LIPS
Moscow Mule
Ingredients:
1.5 Absolut Lime (Unless Guest Special Request)
fill Ginger Beer
Glass: 12oz Margarita Glass
Garnish: Lime Wheel
Alcohol: Vodka
Roscoe at Gina’s Halloween party,
dressed like a lime,
drinking ginger beer unlike the adults
Long Island
Ingredients:
0.5 Rail Liquor (Vodka, Gin, TripleSec)
1 Rail Rum
splash Sour
splash Coke
Glass: Pint
Garnish: Lemon Wedge
Alcohol: Mix
Kamikaze
Ingredients:
0.75 Vodka
0.75 Triple Sec
splash Sour
Glass: Shooter
Garnish: None
Alcohol: Vodka
Hokage Kakashi,
wearing an ushanka,
being escorted by 3 body guards,
a random kid accidently splashes kakashi with some fluid
Vegas Bomb
Ingredients:
0.75 Crown Royal
0.75 Peach Schnapps
add Redbull
Glass: 9oz Rocks
Garnish: None
Alcohol: Whiskey
Vega,
wearing a crown,
with peach behind him,
as they both ride a big angry redbull,
Orange Crush
Ingredients:
1.5 Absolut Mandarin
0.5 Triple Sec
fill Orange Juice
splash Sprite
Glass: Pint Glass
Garnish: Orange Slice
Alcohol: Vodka
Boris,
being scolded in manadarin,
by a chinaman juggling 3 oranges,
he thinks boris spilled his orange juice,
sprays Boris with sprite out of petty frustration
