Drama Assessment

Question 1

First line

Answer 1

Nearer to the ground

Question 2

I know a bloke who says he’s had her

Answer 2

Leave it Judd

Question 3

Who? Me?

Answer 3

When?

Question 4

Yesterday

Answer 4

Get pillocked

Question 5

Still wrestling? No

Answer 5

Still on the dole aren’t you

Question 6

It’ll soon liven up when the pubs turn out. They’ll all be streaming down here, like sheep.

Answer 6

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Question 7

Well the big hand is on nine

Answer 7

Early doors yet no need to start getting agressive

Question 8

Or a bloke

Answer 8

Gonna make this a night to remember!

Question 9

Maureen - Short but nice, fat but sickly

Answer 9

Rosie feels a bit tiddly

Question 10

I feel sick

Answer 10

It’s too warm

Question 11

Ya what Rosie

Answer 11

I feel dizzy

Question 12

Happy birthday

Answer 12

Shut up

Question 13

let me get to the toilet

Answer 13

What’s she had

Question 14

With several large shorts imbibed, the tears and mascara begin to run

Answer 14

Joe and I walk away and change scenes

Question 15

Wak

Answer 15

And was all dressed up very smart

Question 16

But we look a bit rough

Answer 16

Hey come ed come ed

Question 17

Evening fellas

Answer 17

Evening

Question 18

Where are you from

Answer 18

About

Question 19

Oh

Answer 19

Is there a problem like?

Question 20

No no problem

Answer 20

Great we’re in come on

Question 21

Yea you could say that

Answer 21

Yea , we’re celebrating, yea

Question 22

What, a stag night is it, lads

Answer 22

Yea that’s right, a stag night

Question 23

No stage parties allowed in

Answer 23

You what

Question 24

Sorry fellas but rules is rules

Answer 24

please

Question 25

Go away

Answer 25

Come ed, come ed, come ed

Question 26

No wonder they're losing custom here

Answer 26

GO off change hair come back

Question 27

Where are you punks going

Answer 27

In the discotheque man

Question 28

Hey did you see that

Answer 28

Yes I did, and I think it was a very good shot... come on lets go and have a pint off piss in the cesspit

Question 29

Hey ruffage

Answer 29

Hey Ashley

Question 30

Do you know what they are...

Answer 30

Go on then

Question 31

Facist pigs

Answer 31

Facist pigs

Question 32

Oh you facist pigs

Answer 32

Oh you facist pigsWha

Question 33

What do you think of that then

Answer 33

They're lovely lyrics

Question 34

Jerry

Answer 34

Kev

Question 35

Kev

Answer 35

SIXTEEN AND A VINDALOO

Question 36

Sixteen and a vindaloo

Answer 36

In the toilets

Question 37

Bog

Answer 37

SHIT HOUSE