Elizabeth's Mother Lines

Question 1

Elizabeth: My life: by Elizabeth

Answer 1

You better hurry up

Question 2

I’m fine.

👗

Answer 2

You’re wearing that?

Question 3

No I’m changing in the car on the way there.

You need to make a good…

Answer 3

You need to make a good impression. Holes in your jeans scream community collage.

Question 4

I am who I am.

Answer 4

Well that’s not good enough

Question 5

Growing up that’s all I heard

:)

Answer 5

Sit up straight. Smile

Question 6

I was supposed to be-

Answer 6

Perfect

Question 7

I was going to be-

Answer 7

Perfect

Question 8

I was in every activity that she could find; gymnastics, swimming, piano, tuba, soccor, softball, choir, debate, junior french honors society-

💨⏱

Answer 8

Hurry up, we’re going to be late.

Question 9

I didn’t even speak french and I was in Junior french honors society

Answer 9

We can fit in girl scouts tonight after karate-

Question 10

I especially hated karate

Answer 10

Sensei Lee was disappointed in your effort today, Elizabeth

Question 11

And what did I want to do?

if you didn’t have me…

Answer 11

If you didn’t have me you’d sit on your butt all day long.

Question 12

That’s exactly what I’d do. Nothing.

How would…

Answer 12

How would that look on your collage applications?

Question 13

I don’t care mom.
HINT: #1

Yale… extra- curriculars

Answer 13

You’d never get into Yale without extra- curriculars

Question 14

I don’t care mom
HINT: #2

And then where…

Answer 14

And then where would you be? Without collage?

Question 15

I don’t care mom.
HINT: #3

Grades aren’t….

Answer 15

Grades aren’t enough. You need to be well rounded

Question 16

…I don’t want to go to Yale, I don’t want to be the manager for the water polo club! I just want to do-

Answer 16

Nothing

Question 17

Yeah. But I never said that to her. Instead I said: Okay Mom-

Answer 17

Good

Question 18

Whatever you say. I’ll go to Yale. I’ll marry a doctor.

Answer 18

Who cares about marrying a doctor? BE a doctor.

Question 19

Okay I’ll be a doctor

Answer 19

Be a dermatologist. They never get sued and they don’t have to do anything disgusting

Question 20

Fine. I’ll go to Yale. I’ll be a doctor. For you. I’ll live in a great big house-

Answer 20

Four thousand square foot minimum

Question 21

And have a great big life.

Answer 21

Two kids or three?

Question 22

For you. Because I’m-

Answer 22

Perfect

Question 23

And when my kids are growing up you know what I’m going to make them do? Nothing

We don’t have time

Answer 23

We don’t have time for that. We need to go.

Question 24

Yes Mom.

Wonderful…

Answer 24

You’re going to have a wonderful audition

Question 25

I know | You need a lead part if...

Answer 25

You need a lead part if you're going to impress the admissions people.

Question 26

I know. | You know you could stand to be... ## Footnote HINT: Last line

Answer 26

You know you could stand to be a little more independent. That's what they're looking for