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hello christy hows everything at the teatro i miss you guys that’s great i really thought we had our last summer I’m glad the city wants us back wait what did you say directing? really? /oh my god
/oh my god! it went well i guess they had me read for like everyone
Everyone?
Yeah, I think they just wanted to see me do as much as possible. Maybe they’ll have me dance captain too. Oh! Let me get this. I think it’s them. /
/Hello? this is the stage manager for west side story
hi
hi we are calling to offer you the role of anita in our production
anita? My grandpa is from Sweden and his wife is from Portugal. My mom’s family is from Germany and Ireland, which means I look like this. Apparently I look - -
- ethnic enough -
-to play Anita, according to this director. Anita, who looks like Chita Rivera, Rita Moreno, and Ariana DeBose. Anita, who is from Puerto Rico. Anita, who is explicitly /
/latina yeah im mexican. my mom was born in Mexico and my dad-
-but you have light eyes
well-
-And your skin is so fair—I thought you were Portuguese! What is your last name again?
farias-
-Your mom’s pretty pale too. Is she actually from Mexico?
yes she was born in mexico city and my dad is Mexican. that makes me full Mexican!
But do you even speak Spanish? You have to speak Spanish to be a real Mexican. Some people think I’m Mexican. Is it something I’m doing?
i dont know i dont think so
is it the last name
maybe its your hair
jesus do I need to start straightening it again
i dont know izzy you have dark eyes
should i take the part
no no. anita? nononono izzy no what is wrong with you
im mostly kidding
mostly?
im kidding fulling kidding
that was wonderful thank you can i see you read sides 3 and 5
thank you 3 and 5 yeah … oh this is for anita
yes
oh im so sorry maybe ive been unclear I’m not Puerto rican
we just need a partner for bernardo
oh okay
who do you want to be cast as
I don’t know. I was thinking one of the background dancers. The girlfriends, I guess.
you spent time on an auditon to play an unnamed girlfriend
It would have been fun. I would have gotten to dance.
i guess
Who would you have wanted to be? /
the director
if you were auditioning
i wouldnt i mean like im not puerto rican
Okay, sure… How would you cast this show if you were directing it?
like with real latino actors i may not be Puerto rican but I belive i could cast the show properly
why dont you
why dont i what