ethnic enough Flashcards

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hello christy hows everything at the teatro i miss you guys that’s great i really thought we had our last summer I’m glad the city wants us back wait what did you say directing? really? /oh my god

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/oh my god! it went well i guess they had me read for like everyone

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Everyone?

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Yeah, I think they just wanted to see me do as much as possible. Maybe they’ll have me dance captain too. Oh! Let me get this. I think it’s them. /

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/Hello? this is the stage manager for west side story

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hi

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hi we are calling to offer you the role of anita in our production

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anita? My grandpa is from Sweden and his wife is from Portugal. My mom’s family is from Germany and Ireland, which means I look like this. Apparently I look - -

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  • ethnic enough -
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-to play Anita, according to this director. Anita, who looks like Chita Rivera, Rita Moreno, and Ariana DeBose. Anita, who is from Puerto Rico. Anita, who is explicitly /

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/latina yeah im mexican. my mom was born in Mexico and my dad-

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-but you have light eyes

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well-

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-And your skin is so fair—I thought you were Portuguese! What is your last name again?

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farias-

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-Your mom’s pretty pale too. Is she actually from Mexico?

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yes she was born in mexico city and my dad is Mexican. that makes me full Mexican!

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But do you even speak Spanish? You have to speak Spanish to be a real Mexican. Some people think I’m Mexican. Is it something I’m doing?

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i dont know i dont think so

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is it the last name

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maybe its your hair

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jesus do I need to start straightening it again

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i dont know izzy you have dark eyes

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should i take the part

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no no. anita? nononono izzy no what is wrong with you

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im mostly kidding

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mostly?

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im kidding fulling kidding

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that was wonderful thank you can i see you read sides 3 and 5

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thank you 3 and 5 yeah … oh this is for anita

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oh im so sorry maybe ive been unclear I’m not Puerto rican

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we just need a partner for bernardo

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oh okay

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who do you want to be cast as

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I don’t know. I was thinking one of the background dancers. The girlfriends, I guess.

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you spent time on an auditon to play an unnamed girlfriend

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It would have been fun. I would have gotten to dance.

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Who would you have wanted to be? /

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if you were auditioning

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i wouldnt i mean like im not puerto rican

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Okay, sure… How would you cast this show if you were directing it?

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like with real latino actors i may not be Puerto rican but I belive i could cast the show properly

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why dont you

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why dont i what

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why dont you direct west side story
At this school? I don’t think anyone would care what I would have to say as a director, anyway. Do you know that I consider dropping out of grad school almost every week? I feel so isolated. In our classes. In our cohort. I’m the only person of color in the grad program and I don’t even have a Latino advisor to talk to. Will I be the Latina advisor and director in a few years? Am I even Mexican enough to be that for someon