Find Outs Flashcards
(131 cards)
1
Q
What is the hoe?
A
conclave thing with older members
2
Q
What are crosswalks?
A
condoms of the roadway, they keep you safe
3
Q
What is a Bubble Burster?
A
a drunk douche in a wife beater
4
Q
Who is the KY model?
A
Matt Dohman
5
Q
What happens when you fuck with Max?
A
sippin soup from the back of your neck
6
Q
Who’s a bitch and don’t Kerr?
A
Amanda Kerr
7
Q
Who has poop induced amnesia?
A
JB (jared)
8
Q
What is syphilis?
A
Rabbit
9
Q
What happened to syphilis?
A
Gave him to a kid in a wheelchair
10
Q
How do you answer the KY phone?
A
“By the grace of God and the genius of Alexander Graham Bell, you have come into contact with the Beta Sigma chapter of Kappa Psi Pharmaceutical Fraternity incorporated. To which illustrious member do you wish to speak?”
11
Q
How do you introduce smooth?
A
actions
12
Q
How and to which song do you perform the titties dance?
A
Song: In da club
13
Q
Who is the cum dumpster?
A
Shelli Faber
14
Q
How many mullets are in the composites?
A
99
15
Q
Who donated the couches in the meeting room?
A
Meritcare
16
Q
What is the sock game?
A
roll up a pair of socks and throw them at a fan
17
Q
What is the mini van game?
A
sit on roof, minivan drives past you drink
18
Q
What is ‘operation blue balls’?
A
painted bison balls blue
19
Q
What is the house flour?
A
gold metal
20
Q
What is the circumference of the fireplace?
A
2piR
21
Q
What is the limerick on the floor in room 11?
A
There once was a girl named Alice, who used a dynamite stick as a falice. They found her vagina in North Carolina, and half of her asshole in Dallas.
22
Q
How many clocks are working in the house?
A
NONE
23
Q
How many i-beams are in the house?
A
1
24
Q
What is in the basketball pole?
A
feathers and 94 cents
25
Who is dirty?
Kristina Aguleria
26
Who is dirtier than that?
Brittney Spears
27
What is a wesky woman?
Fattest, ugliest, drunkest girl at the bar that you have to crisco to fit through the door and flour to find the wet spot
28
What is in a dead nazi?
Rumplemins and Jagermeister
29
What is buried under the sign?
A dead nazi and the bear that killed him (griz and nazi shot)
30
What would Kinsey do for a klondike bar?
fuck a polar bear
31
What would Andrew do for a klondike Bar?
fight satan with a flaming dildo
32
How high is the smoke stack on the KY chimney?
pretty fuckin high
33
Who steals spatulas?
Chadrick
34
What is the direct antagonist of silly string?
Southern comfort (whiskey)
35
What is this?
that
36
What is that?
this
37
Who is Pamela Anderson?
Berrites secret lover
38
What was the old mailbox's color?
Red white blue and rust
39
Who stole the composite?
Sigma Chi
40
What never disappoints?
Hallway couch
41
What is apple pie?
drink
42
Who is the GCD?
Grand Counsel Deputy (Jesstina Mohl)
43
What did the GCD lick off some nipples?
nacho cheese
44
Who is excited?
everyone!
45
Why is everyone excited?
to see Lee!
46
What is operation president's lawn?
bleached letters theta chi into presidents lawn (KDelta)
47
Who invented the titties dance?
Heath Dickleman
48
What is operation 'alumni piss'?
piss in foundation of alumni center when it was being built
49
Who put the KY in the floor of the meeting room?
Dean from Drake
50
Who is the Drunken Shitter and what do they do?
Shelly Faber, leaves shit everywhere
51
Who is the drunkest man in western MN?
Shane Caslavka
52
Who is Yoda?
Jordan Westrum (J Dubs)
53
Who masturbates to the exorcist?
Eric Bombersbach
54
What does Jordan use for toilet paper?
socks
55
What is the Viagra of KY?
Everclear
56
Who started the KY fight club?
Bombersbach
57
Who is the destroyer of chairs?
Panda
58
Who can get the Fargo fire dept to their apartment in less than 10 minutes?
Ashley Doeden
59
Who does reverse snow angels?
Karen R.
60
How do Mike's abs taste?
salty
61
Who is the Albany Mistress?
Dairy Queen
62
What is operation Luol Deng?
conclave, guys shit in room 310, a girls room
63
What do cougars drink?
Jagermeister
64
Who is the sensation?
Matt Oswald
65
Who came on Krissy's shirt?
Barney
66
Who is nerdy but dirty?
everybody
67
Who is Mr. Thick Dick?
JB
68
Who bakes me a damn cake?
Sadie
69
Who's frosting a damn cake?
Kevin
70
Who is Mr. Thin Dick?
Soup: David Campbell
71
Who is Elongated?
Eric Nelson
72
Who is Debbie Downer
Danielle Fritz
73
Who does Jack and Alan "Tebow" for?
Brendy (Brenden Patrick)
74
Who is Purple Star Fucker?
Kelsey Loew (shot name)
75
Why is Mr. Thin Dick so thin?
He is condensed, add water
76
How do you play surprise pumpkin toss?
throw a pumpkin at someone and yell surprise pumpkin toss
77
How much water is needed to uncondense soup?
2 cans
78
If you have one mole of an Ideal gas at st. temp and 2 atm of pressure, what volume of space does it occupy?
11.21 Liters
79
Who ruins Christmas?
Chadrick
80
Who is "Me-No-Monie"?
Sarah Hillestad
81
Who is Snapshot?
Sayuri Yang
82
Who do we love to lather and with what?
Karen, and with Holy Water
83
Who gets reverse colds?
Jordan
84
How do you get a reverse cold?
Use dirty kleenex to wipe butt
85
What does a reverse cold look like?
action: fingers by butt
86
Who is a Hot Shot National Guardsman?
Allan Patterson
87
What is operation banana poke?
Bombersbach- broke into room and took everything else out of his room, rearranged it exactly in a different room. He ran around and poked everyone with a banana.
88
What is operation ghost protocol?
Kim was terrified of the dryer. So they got the dryer into the 9th floor of thompson in 2 minutes, with Jerome inside of it
89
What is operation sweet dreams larry?
Mike took pics of Jerome and taped thousands of them in Larry's Room
90
Who is Jerome?
Black Doll
91
How do you do the Brown Squirrel Dance?
brown squirrel camp song
92
Who is brown squirrel?
Sten
93
What is the sticky scale
sticky up to 5 stickys
94
Whose family tree lost all of its branches in one night?
Alan Patterson
95
Who shoves beer cans up their butt to get drunk?
Tim
96
Who is the voice of God?
Tim
97
Who doesn't pay child support?
Tony
98
What is the Scootour de Franzia?
Race on scooters, laps around in circle, must drink two cups of franzia
99
Who doesn't tell Jack Shit?
Dominoes
100
What is the scratch pad of KY?
Franzia Box
101
Who is big spoon when riding a scooter?
Jack (kevin = little spoon)
102
Who gets old man dick picks?
Kim
103
Where did we get the 'Kappa Psi Fraternity'?
SDSU (sign is from)
104
Who is Vag-Dazzled?
Danielle Fritz
105
How many fucks do we give?
not a single one
106
Who are the past 4 regents?
Kyrsten, Matt, Krissy, JB, Erica
107
Who is Jill?
Brock's Right Hand
108
Who loves hugs?
LEe
109
What are the 12 nights of yulebachen?
```
12 nights on brown couch
11 socks for wiping
10 penis cakes
9 pills a poppin
8 thetas milkin
7 squirrels a playin
6 red crayons
"THE TITTIES DANCE"
4 pledge points
3 french whores
2 lbs of bacon
and some beer underneath the beer tree
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110
Who sucks on toes?
Paige Leclar (Chris Hardwood's)
111
Who sits in the old gum tree"
Devin
112
What is the KY Northern Plains Province song?
Pianoman
113
What do the men do during this song?
drop their pants and sway
114
What is Tony's motto?
shit happens
115
How does one say pineapple in Dakotan
Fuck you tony
116
How long is Panda's dick?
1.45 inches (5.5/10 -2)
117
Who is Totes Adorbs?
Siera
118
Who sits heavier than Tim Weighs?
Tanner or Jack
119
What color are the mountains?
red
120
Who is the worst guide dog?
Mason
121
What is the most important thing to remember when being the pledge master?
get more bacon
122
What are you if you forget bacon?
Fuckin Cunt Monkey
123
Who is ass-dazzled?
Brock and Patrick
124
What is the roof made of?
Brock's semen
125
What is Brock obsessed with?
Walruses
126
Who is the spanker?
Hannah Flock
127
Who has a sticky, sticky, sticky, sticky butt?
Texas
128
Wat never disappoints Andrew?
Bigger blacker dick
129
Who can't blow?
Scott Fransen
130
Who just had sex?
Win and Scott
131
Who tried to assassinate the historian?
Sweeto Burrito
