First Verse Flashcards
(22 cards)
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and
Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping
her ass worse than before
They first were divorced,
throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait,
no way, you’re kidding,
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre’s
dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga
chigga chigga*]
“Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-
know-what
Flipping the you-know-who.”
Yeah, but he’s
so cute though!”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws
up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s
going on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get
on TV and just let loose, but can’t
But it’s cool for Tom
Green to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on your lips,
my bum is on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver
to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course they gonna know
what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the
Discovery Channel, don’t they?
We ain’t nothing but mammals..” Well, some of us
cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals
and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that l
a man and another man can’t elope
[EWWW!]
But if you feel like I feel,
I got the antidote
Women wave your
pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Y’all act like you never seen
a white person before
