Fish Jokes Flashcards
(32 cards)
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?
“Kelp! Kelp!”
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
