Hard on Equipment Flashcards
(31 cards)
What has he done with bolts?
He’s been rounding off bolts since the age of 14.
What size are the bolts?
Was that a 5/8 or a 9/16.
Metric socket
He’s got a metric socket that don’t quite fit.
Wiggle
Well, it’ll wiggle just a little but it ain’t quite stripped.
Safety guard
The safety guards gone on his grinding machine.
Paint brush
He’s got a stiff paint brush he only kinda got clean.
hired man
He’s the hired man, my neighbour and a cousin in law
Jerry rigging fool
He’s a jerry rigging fool, he got the tool for the job.
Vice grips
Well, it’s vice grips for pliers, and pliers for a wrench
hammer
A wrench for a hammer, hammers everything else.
don’t make much difference
It just don’t seem to make much difference.
like him
Sure do like him but he’s hard on equipment.
Sure do like him but he’s hard on equipment.
Corners
His corners aint square and his floor aint level.
tape measure
And he’s always had trouble with the old tape measure.
doors
His doors don’t close ‘cause the jam ain’t plumb
air nail gun
And he’s a gawddamn menace with an air nail gun.
Lumberyard store
They love to see him coming at the lumberyard store
leak in his roof
Fixed the leak in his roof with a two by four
drilled holes
Drilled holes in his boards with the wrong kinda bit
Blame the government
And when they don’t line up he blames the government
Front yard
The whole front yard’s full of fix ‘em up cars
Three don’t run
Three don’t run and the rest won’t start
rebuilt motor
Everything’s fine with his rebuilt motor
spare parts
Except of course for the couple spare parts left over
