Harold Flashcards

1
Q

Hey Gregory

A

Marcellus

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2
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You old son of a gun what in

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Sh sh sh

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3
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But Greg

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Professor Hills, the name, Harold, hill

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4
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But Greg, what are you doing here? Why you let me know you was coming

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I didn’t know I was myself besides, how could I know you’d end up in a little tank town like this? You were a pretty big slicker when you were in business with me.

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5
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Too many clothes shave the way you work besides, I got me a nice comfortable girl, Ethel, Tofflemire, bosses niece

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Gone legitimate huh I knew youd come to no good

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6
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What’s the new pitch? You’re not back in the band business I heard using Steam automobiles.

A

I was

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7
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What happened?

A

Somebody actually invented one

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8
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No

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Now give me the lowdown here, Marce

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9
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Besides, we got a stuck up music teacher, who will expose you before you get your grip unpacked

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Male or female

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10
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The music teacher she’s the librarian, female

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Perfect that’s what I wanted to hear if she passes by point her out to me

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11
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I will how you gonna start the pitch

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Same old way to keep that music, teacher, off-balance, and then my next step will be to get your town out of the serious trouble it’s in

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12
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River city isn’t in any trouble

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Then I’ll have to create some. I have to create a desperate need for a boys band you remember now what’s new around here what can I use?

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13
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Nothin except the billiard parlors just put in a new pool table

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They never had a pool table here before?

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14
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No only billiards

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That’ll do, see you later Maeve and don’t forget music teacher

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15
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Music teacher

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Ah you’re my dunlop

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16
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Yep

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Either you’re closing your eyes to a situation, you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster, indicated by the presence of a pool table in your community

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17
Q

Trouble song

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Did you drop your

18
Q

No

A

Didn’t I meet you in

19
Q

No

A

I will only be in town for a short while

End

20
Q

Never mind four score

A

we heard there’s a pool table in town

21
Q

We don’t want any more exercises till we get this pool table matter settled

A

Let’s protect our children
Resist sin and corruption
Smite that devil and keep our young boys pure

22
Q

And that bands gonna be in uniform

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Johnny willy teddy Fred and you’ll see the glitter of crashing symbols and you’ll hear the thunder of rolling drums the shimmer of trumpets Tantarra and you’ll feel something Akin to the electric thrill I once enjoyed when Gilmour Liberace, Pat Conway, the great creatore WC, Handy, and John Philip Sousa all came to town on the very same historic day

23
Q

Man I want that spellbinders credentials

A

Constable I’ll be responsible for the boy

24
Q

You don’t know this kid he’s tough and he’s got his game waiting outside

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Oh, I’ll be careful Tommy like to talk to you about the band

25
Q

OG professor that’s for a little kids

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I’m not talking about you playing in the band you’re mechanically minded aren’t you ever do anything with perpetual motion?

26
Q

Nearly had it a couple times

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You did you’re my man do you realize nobody has ever invented a music holder for a marching, piccolo player no place to hang the music

27
Q

Wonder where I could get some wire from

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Look in your cellar that’s where people keep wire. Oh Tommy.

28
Q

Yessir

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Now Constable, I’ll show you how to break up a gang. Oh, young lady oh Miss, what’s your name?

29
Q

Zaneta I didn’t have any idea he was beckoning to me ye gods

A

Do you know Tommy djilas

30
Q

Well I

A

Tommy, this is Zaneta escort, the young lady home

31
Q

Only excepting I’m not going home. I have to go to the library you God.

A

Then escort the young lady home by the way of the library by way of the candy kitchen

32
Q

Yes sir Do I hafta

A

You hafta

33
Q

Professor, you’re a pretty bright young fellow, you made a couple

A

Oh?

34
Q

The mayor happens to own the billiard parlor, and that new pool table

A

Oh, what was my other mistake?

35
Q

Make him put up a bond

A

What am I hearing? Say ice cream

36
Q

Ice cream but I don’t sing young man if that’s what you’re

A

All right, talk them down here

37
Q

I’ve cream

A

Talk slow

38
Q

Ice cream

A

See singing is just sustained talking now you

39
Q

Ice cream

A

Now you right here

40
Q

Ice cream

A

Now you sir

41
Q

Ice creeeeeeam

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Ladies, from now on, you’ll never see one of those men without the other three

42
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