Harold

Question 1

Hey Gregory

Answer 1

Marcellus

Question 2

You old son of a gun what in

Answer 2

Sh sh sh

Question 3

But Greg

Answer 3

Professor Hills, the name, Harold, hill

Question 4

But Greg, what are you doing here? Why you let me know you was coming

Answer 4

I didn’t know I was myself besides, how could I know you’d end up in a little tank town like this? You were a pretty big slicker when you were in business with me.

Question 5

Too many clothes shave the way you work besides, I got me a nice comfortable girl, Ethel, Tofflemire, bosses niece

Answer 5

Gone legitimate huh I knew youd come to no good

Question 6

What’s the new pitch? You’re not back in the band business I heard using Steam automobiles.

Answer 6

I was

Question 7

What happened?

Answer 7

Somebody actually invented one

Question 8

No

Answer 8

Now give me the lowdown here, Marce

Question 9

Besides, we got a stuck up music teacher, who will expose you before you get your grip unpacked

Answer 9

Male or female

Question 10

The music teacher she’s the librarian, female

Answer 10

Perfect that’s what I wanted to hear if she passes by point her out to me

Question 11

I will how you gonna start the pitch

Answer 11

Same old way to keep that music, teacher, off-balance, and then my next step will be to get your town out of the serious trouble it’s in

Question 12

River city isn’t in any trouble

Answer 12

Then I’ll have to create some. I have to create a desperate need for a boys band you remember now what’s new around here what can I use?

Question 13

Nothin except the billiard parlors just put in a new pool table

Answer 13

They never had a pool table here before?

Question 14

No only billiards

Answer 14

That’ll do, see you later Maeve and don’t forget music teacher

Question 15

Music teacher

Answer 15

Ah you’re my dunlop

Question 16

Yep

Answer 16

Either you’re closing your eyes to a situation, you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster, indicated by the presence of a pool table in your community

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Question 17

Trouble song

Answer 17

Did you drop your

Question 18

No

Answer 18

Didn’t I meet you in

Question 19

No

Answer 19

I will only be in town for a short while

End

Question 20

Never mind four score

Answer 20

we heard there’s a pool table in town

Question 21

We don’t want any more exercises till we get this pool table matter settled

Answer 21

Let’s protect our children
Resist sin and corruption
Smite that devil and keep our young boys pure

Question 22

And that bands gonna be in uniform

Answer 22

Johnny willy teddy Fred and you’ll see the glitter of crashing symbols and you’ll hear the thunder of rolling drums the shimmer of trumpets Tantarra and you’ll feel something Akin to the electric thrill I once enjoyed when Gilmour Liberace, Pat Conway, the great creatore WC, Handy, and John Philip Sousa all came to town on the very same historic day

Question 23

Man I want that spellbinders credentials

Answer 23

Constable I’ll be responsible for the boy

Question 24

You don’t know this kid he’s tough and he’s got his game waiting outside

Answer 24

Oh, I’ll be careful Tommy like to talk to you about the band

Question 25

OG professor that’s for a little kids

Answer 25

I’m not talking about you playing in the band you’re mechanically minded aren’t you ever do anything with perpetual motion?

Question 26

Nearly had it a couple times

Answer 26

You did you’re my man do you realize nobody has ever invented a music holder for a marching, piccolo player no place to hang the music

Question 27

Wonder where I could get some wire from

Answer 27

Look in your cellar that’s where people keep wire. Oh Tommy.

Question 28

Yessir

Answer 28

Now Constable, I’ll show you how to break up a gang. Oh, young lady oh Miss, what’s your name?

Question 29

Zaneta I didn’t have any idea he was beckoning to me ye gods

Answer 29

Do you know Tommy djilas

Question 30

Well I

Answer 30

Tommy, this is Zaneta escort, the young lady home

Question 31

Only excepting I’m not going home. I have to go to the library you God.

Answer 31

Then escort the young lady home by the way of the library by way of the candy kitchen

Question 32

Yes sir Do I hafta

Answer 32

You hafta

Question 33

Professor, you’re a pretty bright young fellow, you made a couple

Answer 33

Oh?

Question 34

The mayor happens to own the billiard parlor, and that new pool table

Answer 34

Oh, what was my other mistake?

Question 35

Make him put up a bond

Answer 35

What am I hearing? Say ice cream

Question 36

Ice cream but I don’t sing young man if that’s what you’re

Answer 36

All right, talk them down here

Question 37

I’ve cream

Answer 37

Talk slow

Question 38

Ice cream

Answer 38

See singing is just sustained talking now you

Question 39

Ice cream

Answer 39

Now you right here

Question 40

Ice cream

Answer 40

Now you sir

Question 41

Ice creeeeeeam

Answer 41

Ladies, from now on, you’ll never see one of those men without the other three