Live Theatre- One man, two guvnors

Question 1

Alan and Pauline Act 1 Scene 1

Answer 1

A- “Captive within my hand is a bird. This bird is my heart.”
P- “Is it a real bird?”
D- “No, it’s a metaphor.”
P- “Oh! Lovely!”

Question 2

Alan and Pauline Act 2 Scene 1

Answer 2

A- “Have you been with him?”
P- “Been where?”
A- “Bed!”
P- “No! God! Alan. Really, absolutely no, not ever, never, no.”
A- “The lady doth protest too much me thinks.”

Question 3

Francis Henshall Act 1 Scene 2

Answer 3

“There might be a discarded bag of chips in here. No! I can’t go through the bins! Must stop thinking about FISH AND CHIPS!”

Question 4

Francis and Dolly Act 2 Scene 1

Answer 4

F- “Are me going then? Majorca?”
D- “Oh it’s him. I like him.”
LATER…
D- “Does he prefer eating or making love?”
F- “Mmm. Tricky one that, innit.”

Question 5

Ensemble Dining room scene

Answer 5

F- “I need someone to look after this soup for me?”
K- “Kathryn O’Connor. Thanks for giving us all the information! Do you want to give out your social security number as well!”

Question 6

Ensemble Dining room scene

Answer 6

F- “You sound out of breath Alfie?”
A- “Them stairs, they tek out of yer. I’ll turn mi pace mekker up a couple of notches.”

Question 7

Francis and Stanley Act 2 Scene 3

Answer 7

F- “No, I was in Didcot, and he was diagnosed with diarrhoea but died of diabetes in Dagenham.”
S- “When did he die?”
F- “Of diabetes? Or of diarrhoea?”

Question 8

Fighting himself lazzi

Answer 8

“You slapped me!? Yeah, I did. And I’m glad I did. That hurt. Good. You started it.”

Question 9

Francis

Answer 9

James Corden

Question 10

Stanley

Answer 10

Oliver Chris

Question 11

Alfie

Answer 11

Tom Edden

Question 12

Harry

Answer 12

Martyn Ellis

Question 13

Pauline

Answer 13

Claire Lams

Question 14

Charlie

Answer 14

Fred Ridgeway

Question 15

Alan

Answer 15

Daniel Rigby

Question 16

Rachel

Answer 16

Jemima Rooper

Question 17

Dolly

Answer 17

Suzie Toase