Melanie: I Got You Babe Flashcards
(20 cards)
Yeah. Seems his wife’s as evil as you, if that’s humanly possible.
Men. You’re just one big fraternity.
Start: rich gets in the car
He just let you off? Like that??
Hey, men got a code, unlike women.
What’s that supposed to mean?
All women ever do is bitch. About each other, about their hair. About everything.
THAT’S not true.
I bet you can’t talk for five minutes without bitching about something.
That’s because you can’t go five minutes without giving me some thing to bitch about.
Five minutes. Ten bucks.
Alright, mister, you’re on.
Oh no. You can’t just sit there. You gotta talk about something.
Like what?
I don’t know.
Well, you start it. But you can’t provoke me, so say something nice.
About you? Let me think.
(Long pause)
You don’t have to take that long.
Um… Okay. I like your cooking.
What’s THAT supposed to mean?
You see? You can’t even go one sentence without bitching!
That’s not bitching.
Yes, it is.
Well……. You started it!
How did I start it? All I said was that I liked your cooking!
It was HOW you said it. “I like your cooking”
I didn’t say it like that.
You didn’t have out. It was written all over your face.
If you don’t like thee way I cook, why don’t you be a MAN and say it. Instead of hiding your FEELINGS.
What feelings? All i said was that I liked your cooking!
(Annoyed) Don’t change the subject.
That is the subject.
No it’s not . It’s about respecting me. I know I’m not the best cook in the world, but you don’t have to go throwing it in my face like that.
Like what? I said I liked it.
Yea, but if you really liked it, you would have said so sooner.
Hey I said it, didn’t I?
Oh sure. Those words may have come out of your mouth. But the only reason you said it was to provoke me into a fight so you’d win the bet.
You said say something nice. I said something nice.
And that was the only thing you could come up with? Some snide remark about my cooking?
Okay. Okay. How bout we call a truce? Nobody won the bet. And we’re just going to sit here and be quiet until we reach Vegas.
That’s fine. I’ve got nothing more to say to you anyway.
