Memorizations Flashcards
(32 cards)
What time is it?
Master Chief, Senior Chief, Chief! Due to the fallacious nature of my chronometer, and the inability of my cerebrum to function in the manner of an August Chief Petty Officer, I am unable to ascertain the correct military time to a punctilious degree;however, it is my firm belief that the approximate military time is _______”
How long have you been in the Navy?
All me blooming life MC/SC/C! Me mother was a mermaid, me father was King Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave, and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Barnacles and kelp is me clothes. Seaweed is me hair. Every tooth in me head is a Marlin Spike. Every bone in me body is a spar. When I spits I spits tar. I am tough, I is, I am, I arrrrr.
Are you a Chief Petty Officer?
I’m not a real Chief Petty Officer yet, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
CPOs serve with honor
Tradition, Valor, and Victory are the Navy’s heritage from the past. To these may be added dedication, discipline, and vigilance as the flash words of the present and future. At home or on distant shores we serve with pride, serving confidently with the respect of our country, our shipmates and our families. Our responsibilities sober us, our adversities strengthen us. Service to our country is our special privilege.
Addressing a CPO
Selectee _______ at your service, my ________. Is there some small, medium, or large favor that I may perform for you?
When asked a question for which you have no answer you will reply
Not being informed to the highest degree of accuracy, I hesitate to articulate for fear that I might deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Chiefs basic rule 1
The Chief is always right
Chiefs basic rule 2
In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, Rule #1 becomes effective immediately.
Chiefs basic rule 3
The Chief does not sleep, he/she rests
Basic rule 4
The Chief is never late, he is detained elsewhere
Rule 5
The chief is never on liberty, his attention is required elsewhere
Rule 6
The Chief never reads the paper in his office, he studies complexities of global happenings
Rule 7
The Chief is always the Chief ; even in a towel and shower shoes.
Rule 8
Whosoever enters the chiefs office with an idea of their own, must leave with the chiefs idea.
Rule 9
The Chief never gossips, he she passes on good information
Rule 10
If, in your ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not…return to rule 1
Status of Chiefs
Master Chiefs part the waters
Senior Chiefs walk on water
Chiefs get their feet moistened
Chiefs Law
Every day is a Holiday
Every meal is a banquet
Every pay check is a fortune
Every morning muster is a family reunion
The only easy day was yesterday
Tomorrow is just a pipe dream
Today is the finest day in the Navy
And
I am proud to be a Chief Petty Officer
What day is this?
It is X days until the happiest day of my life.
Numbers
1
This initiation is Weak!
Numbers
2
I’m already a Chief Petty Officer and I don’t have to take this crap!
Numbers
3
More, more, I love it, I love it!
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4
Who put your dumb ass in charge?!
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5
Forget this crap, I’m going LDO!