Nat's One Act w/ Sharon

Question 1

Curtain

Answer 1

Can I just tell you something?

Question 2

Go ahead

Answer 2

You are absolutely perfect

Question 3

I’m really not

Answer 3

No I mean it, you are, like you’re amazing, you’re funny, you’re smart, you’re incredibly gorgeous. I’m the luckiest guy in the world.

Question 4

Huh.

Answer 4

What’s on your mind?

Question 5

Well…Let’s talk

Answer 5

Okay

Question 6

This is hard for me to say

Answer 6

Go ahead. I love our ability to communicate.

Question 7

Me too

Answer 7

That’s my favorite part of our amazing relationship: the communication. And your sheer awesomeness.

Question 8

Huh.

Answer 8

Check it out: I just got your name tattooed on my back

Question 9

Wow, that’s my whole name

Answer 9

Gabriella Maria Conchita Consuela Rodriguez. It took them seven hours to do that.

Question 10

Over your entire back

Answer 10

Don’t touch it. It’s still pretty raw. Ungodly painful. I cried for three days. But it was worth it. Because I know, our love is undying. It will last as long as the sun, even longer because

Question 11

That’s a really long time

Answer 11

I know. And you know what else?

Question 12

You know I really do need to talk to you

Answer 12

You know how you’re allergic to dogs? I got rid of mine. Sold him. For ten bucks.

Question 13

You sold buddy?

Answer 13

My best friend since the age of 10? The animal that meant more to me than anything in the whole world? Except for you of course. So I found a stranger who looked like he needed a dog and just unloaded em. You know they say dogs can’t cry, but there were definitely tears in his eyes. That’s okay though because…

Question 14

I’ve been doing some thinking

Answer 14

I love it

Question 15

I’ve been thinking about us

Answer 15

Double love it

Question 16

And I think…can I be honest with you

Answer 16

Please, I adore your honesty

Question 17

You know how we’ve only been dating for two weeks

Answer 17

The most amazing two weeks of my entire life. Except for the three days of crying after that massive tattoo, but other than that the most, perfect two weeks ever.