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Question 1

Pilonidal disease

Answer 1

I&D buttcrack

Question 2

External hemorrhoids

Answer 2

BRBPR

Question 3

Internal hemorrhoids

Answer 3

Rubber band ligation

Question 4

Anal fissure

Answer 4

Advancement flap if severe

Question 5

Anal abscess

Answer 5

Drain it or else sepsis

Question 6

Anal fistula

Answer 6

Smelly drainage

Question 7

Femoral hernia

Answer 7

Bad. Strangulation

Question 8

Indirect inguinal hernia

Answer 8

@ int inguinal ring

Question 9

Direct inguinal hernia

Answer 9

@ Hesselbach triangle

Question 10

Hernias, general

Answer 10

If Sx within 6hr, surg emerg!

Lap mesh repair any >2cm

Question 11

Adenomatous colon polyps

Answer 11

Could –> CRCa in 7 years!

Question 12

HNPCC (Lynch Syndrome)

Answer 12

+/- extracolonic malignancies

Colectomy + f/u scopes qyr

Question 13

Turcot Syndrome

Answer 13

GI hereditary disorder + brain malignancy

Question 14

FAP

Answer 14

> 100 colonic polyps ~ 16yo; Colectomy

Question 15

Hamartamous Polyposis Syndromes

Answer 15

FJP, PJS

Question 16

Peutz-Jeghers Syndrome

Answer 16

Skin discolorations + colon polyps + breast/balls CA

Question 17

Familial Juvenile Polyposis

Answer 17

ASx, or painless bleed/rectal prolapse/failure to thrive

Question 18

CRCa

Answer 18

> 40yo + hematochezia + bowel changes

Question 19

Rectal CA

Answer 19

Narrowed stool

Question 20

Oxaliplatin

Answer 20

Use with 5-FU; ADR periph neuropathy

Question 21

Irinotecan

Answer 21

Part of triple chemo

Question 22

Capecitabine

Answer 22

Can use instead of 5-FU + leucovorin

Question 23

Leucovorine

Answer 23

Helps 5-FU bind better

Question 24

EGFR monoclonal antibodies

Answer 24

Cet- and Pan-; don’t work on NRAS+ mutation CRCa

Question 25

VEGF monoclonal antibodies

Answer 25

Bev-; great for KRAS+ mutation CRCa

Question 26

Anal CA

Answer 26

Rectal bleeding + condylomata + DRE mass

Question 27

UC

Answer 27

Diffuse, mucosal, colorectal, friable

Question 28

Crohn's

Answer 28

FATASS (Fistulas, Abscesses, Transmural, Adhesions, Sinus tracts, Strictures)

Question 29

Vedolizumab

Answer 29

Anti-integrin for advanced Crohn's

Question 30

Mesalamine

Answer 30

aka 5-ASA, for mild IBD

Question 31

Celiac

Answer 31

IgA; no villi/hypertrophic crypts

Question 32

ALT

Answer 32

High if hepatocyte damage

Question 33

AST

Answer 33

Higher than ALT in EtOHics

Question 34

Alk Phos

Answer 34

High in biliary obstruction

Question 35

GGT

Answer 35

Liver-specific. First enzyme to inc in liver damage.

Question 36

LDH

Answer 36

High in tissue damage

Question 37

Total Bili

Answer 37

0.3-1.9 mg/dL

Question 38

Direct Bili

Answer 38

Conjugated; 0-0.3 mg/dL

Question 39

Hepatocellular-Pattern Labs

Answer 39

High AST/ALT; normal to high total bili/alk phos

Question 40

Cholestatic-Pattern Labs

Answer 40

High alk phos; normal to high AST/ALT/total bili

Question 41

Unconjugated Bilirubinuria

Answer 41

Renal disease; occurs simultaneously with albuminuria

Question 42

Very low albumin

Answer 42

Malnutrition, cirrhosis, or bad hepatitis

Question 43

Direct Hyperbilirubinemia

Answer 43

Will have conjugated bilirubinuria + albuminuria

Question 44

High PT

Answer 44

Longer to clot - VitK-def, cholestasis, hepatitis, Rxs