Pretty Puppet Flashcards
(Shows starts)
Welcome in!
WINFREY: Thank you. Could you help me find someone? I’m new to this, but I know what I want.
Well, that makes my job a whole lot easier. What’s your name, and what’re you looking for?
WINFREY: Jack. Jack Winfrey. I need someone to take care of the house chores. I mean, dishes, sweeping, mopping, dusting, you name it.
Oh do we got the perfect wife for you sir! New on the market and a brand new edition to our trainees, Eloise will get everything you need done in an orderly fashion. Nothing but the best reviews from all our newlyweds. Johnson! Can you grab one to show?
JOHNSON: You got it…
As you can see, she’s the whole package. Trained to make your life easier and more suitable. She’s beautiful and walks with grace. Go on, show Mr, Winfrey your walk…
Introduce yourself…
WINFREY: No.
Not to your liking?
WINFREY: Definitely not. Something is off… I need someone with more personality if you know what I’m sayin’.
Haha I see. Hmm. I know just the one that will meet your expectations. She is feisty but will suit the wifely charm. Johnson, bring Charlotte out, would you?
As you can see, way more personality than before. And although sassy, she’s obedient. A strong personality with a good working arm.
MR. WINFREY: Stop. Walking up with no regard as to who you’re talking to. (Looks to CAIN) Absolutely not.
Oh my- my greatest apologies for her behavior. We will send her off to the trainer immediately. Johnson-
JOHNSON: Already on it
Alright, I think I’m on the same path now. You want someone mild personality, homestead skills, and much beauty. I think I got just who you’re looking for. Our newest model, Lacy. She’s a powerhouse. Stunning beyond compare and will do the chores you dread doing, just like a pretty puppet. Believe me, I’ll personally go get her now.
WINFREY: Perfect, thank you.
Mr. Cain
WINFREY: Yes, hello this is Jack Winfrey
Hello Mr. Winfrey, what can I help you with?
WINFREY: I want to return Lacy.
My greatest apologies Mr. Winfrey, but we do not accept returns.
WINFREY: You don’t?
No, but let me tell you something
WINFREY: I’m listening…
If you dispose of her on your own, I might be able to get you a replacement. Just last night we perfected the Lucy. I think you would find her to be perfect for your needs.
WINFREY: Dispose of her?
Yes Mr Winfrey, dispose. Bye, Mr Winfrey. Come by tomorrow at noon for your Lucy.
WINFREY: I’ll see you at noon then.
See you then.
