Questions Asked Flashcards
What time is it?
Due to the fallacious nature of my chronometer and the inability of my cerebrum to function in the manner of an august Chief Petty Officer, I am unable to ascertain the correct military time to a punctilious degree. However, it is my firm conviction that the approximate Zulu time is
How long have you been in the Navy?
All me bloomin’ life! Me mother was a Mermaid,
Me father was King Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep.
Seaweed and barnacle is me clothes. The hair on me head is hemp. Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike.
Every bone in me body’s a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar. “Is HARD… I IS… I AM……. I ARE!!!!
How high is up?
“Up is equal to the amplitude, but in the opposite direction to the delineation of down, and its magnitude is often delineated in such phrases as up your nose, with a rubber hose, go climb a tree with no way down and all screwed up.
How old are you?
I am not any age because I have not been born yet. When I am born, it will be The Happiest Day of My Life.
How high is up in four words?
Twice half the distance.
Why were you selected?
The board made a mistake.
An Outstanding Chief Petty Officer
An Outstanding Chief Petty Officer Takes Initiative In The Absence Of Orders.
An Outstanding Chief Petty Officer Takes Repeated Action To Overcome Obstacles
An Outstanding Chief Petty Officer Acts For Command-Wide Effectiveness
An Outstanding Chief Petty Officer Insists On Full Job Responsibility
What day is it?
It is “X” days until The Happiest Day of My Life.
