Rapunzel Flashcards
(17 cards)
Prince: Are you going to wear your hair like that….?
( enters with a huge mop of hair)
Rapunzel: Shut up
Girl: Darling we’re going to have dinner so wash your hands
Rapunzel: You can’t tell me what to do!
Prince 1: Domt talk to your mother that way . She sold her soul to the Devil just to have you
Rapunzel: i don’t care! I didn’t ask to be born! I’m going out,!
Girl: You’ are not walking out of this house, young lady
Rapunzel: I do what I want! You don’t know me.
Girl: I’m your mother!
Rapunzel: So,! I’m gonna go hang out with the Frog Prince
Prince 1. He’s just using you to get some action!
Girl. You’re going to get warts!
Rapunzel. He loves me! I don’t care if he’s green and slimy-
Prince 1. I’m not going to listen to this! I’m going to play golf instead!
(Prince 1 leaves.)
We’re going to run away together and have tadpoles and—
Rumpelstiltskin. (Overlapping:) well there wouldn’t even be a child if I wasn’t there providing mood music on the night that—
Rapunzel. STOP!! Mom?
Girl. What?
Rapunzel. How many deals did you make?
Girl. Just three. And I may have promised your hand in marriage to a talking rabbit, but it was dark and- what? I was young! I needed the money! And the baby! And the Prince! But really just the money and the baby.
Rapunzel. I can’t believe you! I hate you! Im so outta here! Why do you think I’m in counseling, huh? You’ve so ruined my entire life!
Rumpelstiltskin. Aaggg!
(RUMPELSTILTSKIN breaks himself down in half. NARRATOR 1 jumps back into being the ENCHANTRESS.)
Rapunzel. I’m not cleaning that up.
Devil 1: whatever. Witch
Rapunzel. Now’s the time, Mom! Let’s run!
Girl. Quiet honey, I’m watching this. Go Devil!
Rapunzel. Mom!
Enchantress. Well, come along Rapunzel
Rapunzel. Where are we going?
Girl. Run along dear
Rapunzel. But Mom. I don’t want to go with the evil enchantress.
(This is at the ending sceneso not during the Rapunzel story just so you know 🙂)
Prince 1. Hey baby let’s get married
Rapunzel. I hate you all because I’m a teenager
(Ending scene)
Enchantress: Fine!
Girl: bye!
Prince 1: Bye!
Rapunzel: Bye!
(RAPUNZEL and ENCHATRESS exit)