restaurant sketch Flashcards
(16 cards)
Good evening sir! And may i say what a pleasure it is to see you again sir!
Oh thank you, i must say the boeuf en croute is fantastic!
Oh if i may suggest , sir the pheasent la raine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.
Em that sounds good. Oh er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you er get me another one?
I beg your pardon
Oh its nothing… er ive got a fork a little dirty. COuld you get me another one? Thank you.
Oh… sir i do apologise.
Oh, no need to apologise, it doesnt worry me.
Oh no, no, no, I do apologise. I will fetch the head chef immeadiatment
Oh theres no need to do that!
Oh no no.. Im sure the head waiter, he will want to apologise to you himself. I will fetch him at once.
( calls out for waiter) No! (Sigh) Well you certainly get good service here.
Excuse me monsieur, its filthy, Gaston… find out who washed this up and give them their cards immeadiatly.
Oh no, no.
Better still we cant afford to take any chances, sack the entire washing up staff!
No, look i dont want to make any trouble.
Oh no, please, no trouble. Its quite right that you should point these kind of things out. Gaston, tell the manager what has happened immediately!
Oh, no i dont want to cause any fuss.
Please its no fuss, i quite simply wish to ensure that nothing interferes with your complete enjoyment of the meal.
Oh im sure it wont, it was only a dirty fork
I know. And im sorry, bitterly sorry, but I know that.. no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery
It wasnt smelly.
Good evening sir, I am the manager. Ive only just heard, may I sit down?
Yes, of course.
I want to apologise humbly, seeply and sincerely about the fork.
Oh please its only a tiny bit… I couldn’t see it.
Ahh your a good kind fine person for saying that, but I can see it…, to me its like a mountain, a vast bowel of pus.
Its not as bad as that…
Manager complain sad part.
Can i get you some water?
Mungo… never kill a customer. Oh the wound, the wound!
Lucky i didn’t say anything about the dirty knife…
