Rules Flashcards

Learn the famous or infamous Internet Rules (100 cards)

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Rule -∞

A

This rule can/will not exist.

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Rule 34

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There is porn of it, no exeption.

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Rule ~.~

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But above all else you must remember that this is the Internet, an there are no rules.

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Rule 18/0

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Memory access violation. This is a virus or programmed by a retard.

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Rule ƒƒƒƒƒ

A

̇pɹɐʇǝɹ ɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ ‘uʍop ǝpısdn sı ʇxǝʇ ɹnoʎ ɟI

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Rule ƒƒƒƒ

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Uncyclopedia is never wrong. NO EXCEPTIONS, fuck it.

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Rule ƒƒƒ

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None of these rules really matter, except for the ones that do.

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Rule ƒƒƒ.2

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The ones rules that matters are1,2, 34, 63, 93, 406 and 899. But not 899.

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Rule ƒƒƒ.3

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Also, rules ƒƒƒ.2 and ƒƒƒ.3 count, unless you want a brainfuck.

Actually, 899 is a good rule.

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Rule ƒƒƒ.4

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No it isn’t.

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Rule ƒƒƒ.5

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Oh fuck (http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Edit_Wars)

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Rule ƒƒ

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Forkheads (http://www.forkheads.net) and 4chan (http://www.4chan.org) may be the last remaining places of freedom on the net. insert exceptions here.

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12
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Rule ƒ

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AFH is still g0d of the internet.

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13
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Rule i^2

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Welcome Back (http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Rules_of_the_Lazah) .

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Rule 3i

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am in need of assistance (http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Talk:Rules_of_the_Lazah) .

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15
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Rule 2i

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The end is coming. We shall rule all.

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16
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Rule i

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You can’t the square root of a negative integer.

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17
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Rule -4

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The internet has no rules, no exceptions.

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18
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Rule -3

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If you are srs, everyone is srs. No exceptions.

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19
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Rule -2 1/2

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Never cuss any Canadians.

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20
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Rule -2

A

You won the game.

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21
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Rule -1

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/b/ is not your friend. No exceptions.

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22
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Rule 0

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Negative numbers are a lie. No exceptions.

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23
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Rule 0.000000001

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Percentage of clever comments in Youtube.

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Rule 1/2
Everyone is masturbating with their other hand. No exceptions.
25
50/50
If you give a human civilization a whole, they will cut it in half. No exceptions.
26
.1
If you made a rule extension with .2 instead of .1 when there is no .1, you need to math better.
27
0.96
P30P13 WH0 U53 1337 5P34K 4R3 N07 1337.
28
0.97
VVVVVV is the best gravity game. No exceptions.
29
1
Do not talk about /b/.
30
1.618
(Viewing this message requires 4Chan Gold)
31
2
You do NOT talk about /b/.
32
2.2
Remember 2nd place.
33
2.3
Damn it! I missed...
34
2.4
AGAIN?! WHAT THE FUCK!
35
e
Roflcopter makes you look like a n00b.
36
e.2
To the power of negative X over lambda.
37
3
We are Anonymous.
38
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105....
Expect us.
39
4
Anonymous is legion.
40
5
Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
41
6
Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
42
6.241592653589793238462643383279502888394338799146210...
Didn't expect them!
43
7
Anonymous is still able to deliver.
44
8
There are no real rules about posting.
45
9
Always register with your local service provider.
46
There is a Touhou version, no exceptions.
47
10
If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
48
11
All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
49
11.1
Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you.
50
12
Anything you say can and will be used against you.
51
13
Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
52
14
Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.
53
15
The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
54
16
If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
55
17
Every win fails eventually.
56
18
Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
57
19
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
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20
Nothing is to be taken seriously.
59
20.2
Because nothing is a serious matter. Everything else isn't. No exceptions.
60
20.3
Except for rule 2719hex.
61
21
Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
62
22
Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
63
23
Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
64
24
Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
65
25
Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
66
26
Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
67
27
Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
68
28
Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
69
29
On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.
70
30
There are NO girls on the internet.
71
30.1
Rule 30 only applies to the deep internet.
72
30.2
If girls are found on the deep internet, CODE RED, RED ALERT, ALL SYSTEMS BREACHED!
73
31
TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
74
32
You must have pictures to prove your statements.
75
33
Lurk moar — it's never enough.
76
34
There is porn of it, no exceptions.
77
34.2
There are ponies of it, no exceptions.
78
34.3
If it exists, there's an app for it.
79
34.4
If it exists, there is a YouTube Poop of it
80
34.4x2
If it exists, there is a Lego of it.
81
34.5
If it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it.
82
34.6
If it exists, there is a parody of it on youtube
83
34∞
Eventually,EVERYTHING will be porn.
84
35
If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
85
35.2
If no pony is found of it, it will be made.
86
35.3
If there is no app for it, it will be made.
87
35.4
If no poop is found, it will be pooped.
88
35.4x2
If there is no Lego of it, then make one.
89
35.5
If it is in Minecraft, the crafting idea video will be shoved into the farthest corners of YouTube.
90
35.6
If there is no parody of it, make one.
91
36
There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
92
36.2
If there is porn of it, keplin has watched it. No exceptions.
93
37
You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
94
37.2
Xero Chance can divide by Zero.
95
37.3
Pinkie Pie can divide by zero. She can break the 4th wall as canon. What can't she do?
96
38
No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
97
38.5
Don't drop that thun thun thun. No exceptions.
98
39
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
99
40
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.