Scene 1 Flashcards

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Muriel: Oh, but really-

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I don’t know what good it will do us, but there he is.

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Marge: Of course it’s important. He may be here longer this time.

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So what he’ll do is brush us off again.

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Tony: Are you sure it’s Mr. Kenny?

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No one but a producer could look that much like an undertaker

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Marge: He’s back. He’s downstairs. His door was open and we saw him.

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That’s about as close as we’ll ever get to him.

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George: If we had a saw-

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No, George- we could not saw through the floor.

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George: Gosh- I could spit right on him.

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Well- don’t

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Marge: In his office they said he wouldn’t be back for weeks, and they weren’t doing any casting for months.

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You’re lucky that blonde witch didn’t tell you to come back in 1945

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Norman: Don’t be bitter pet

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Why not I think it’s a crime when you have to pull stunts like this to see a producer

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9
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Muriel: Oh- are you all actors?

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Who is that

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10
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Muriel: I think you’re all horrid

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All right kids that’s your exit cue. Now beat it and leave the girl alone.

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George: That’s gratitude for you. After we tried to help her too

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You might start getting supper ready

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Norman: Come one I’ll help you. Nothing would get done around here if I didn’t tend to it

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You mustn’t mind them

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13
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Muriel: I think they’re all crazy

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No- they’re actors

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14
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Muriel: I don’t know what Dottie’s father would think-

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Dottie’s father- Oh- you’re a friend of Dottie’s. We’re always delighted to see any friend of hers. Can I take your things

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15
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Muriel: No thank you

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You know- I still don’t know your name. I’m Kate Ault

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16
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Muriel: I saw Dottie’s father yesterday, and he didn’t know anything about this

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About what?

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17
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Muriel: Well- those three boys are certainly rude

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No they’re not. They’re just scared. So am I. We try to cover it up

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18
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Muriel: what is there to be scared of

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Oh- that we’re not as good as we think we are. That somewhere, sometime, somebody might do a play that has the part for us in it, and we won’t be there to get it

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19
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Muriel: But there are so many parts-

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There’s a lot of us too. I think that’s what we’re most scared of- that we’ll find out we just don’t belong

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20
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Muriel: But why do you live here like this?

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Well we found out Arthur Kenny, the producer, lived downstairs, and we wanted to meet him-

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21
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Muriel: Why does a big producer like Mr. Kenny want to live in a cheap place like this?

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He thinks it’s lucky. He lived here when he produced his hit.

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22
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Muriel: Well, all I can say, it’s a funny way to get jobs

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Walter Huston said “If you can’t get into the theatre by beating on closed doors with your first, use your head”

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23
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Muriel: Why is it any better to beat on a door with your head?

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I wouldn’t worry about it if I were you. Our heads are pretty hard.

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24
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Dottie: Kate guess what

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Youve got a job

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25
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Dottie: Where is everyone?

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They’re out in the kitchen. Hey, kids, Dottie’s got some news.

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26
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Dottie: No it isn’t that

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Don’t tell me you brought steak

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27
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Tony: Dottie I said a friend of mine

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Look- if you two are going, you’d better go now. Because don’t forget, we’re going to rehearse tonight Dottie

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28
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Dottie: Why don’t I stop by and ask him tonight

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No Dottie- Not tonight, and not you- ever

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29
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Dottie: Well I’ll try to think of something. That won’t hurt will it

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I don’t know Dottie, it might

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30
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Muriel: I’m not sure she ought to come back at all. If Mr. Coburn knew about this-

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But he doesn’t know

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31
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Muriel: I said if he knew- he’d be terribly upset

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But he’s not going to know- is he dear?

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32
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Marge: That girl could make plenty of trouble if she wanted to

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And I think she wants to

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33
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George: There’s no use worrying about it. I’m going out to divide that extra hamburger

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Oh no not by yourself you’re not

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34
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George: I’m so hungry I could eat a horse

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Don’t say things like that!

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35
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Norman: You’ll eat hamburger and you’ll like it

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I always say that theatre is so glamorous

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36
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Norman: It seems my voice was too light and too heavy and too smooth and too rough

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I wasn’t the type in sixteen offices today

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37
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Marge: You mustn’t talk like that

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Why not, it’s what we’d all do if we had any sense

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38
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Marge: Doesn’t it mean anything to you that Mr. Kenny’s back

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Yeah- it means I’ll get thrown out of his office tomorrow

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39
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Norman: We’re actors and we’re going to be good ones too

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If anybody will give us a chance

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40
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George: At least we can eat now

A

Norman will you say grace

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41
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Marge: Yes.

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What’ll we do

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42
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Dottie: Daddy’s coming right over

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That’s just lovely

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43
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Marge: How could he?

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What about Muriel

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44
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Norman: I’d feel a lot better if we could gag Dottie

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I’ll watch every move she makes

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45
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Marge: I’ll make sure

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These towels put them in

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46
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Dottie: Can’t girls use towels

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Not when they’re marked with YMCA

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47
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Marge: How’d he get here so fast?

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It couldn’t be-

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48
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Marge: Dottie

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No she shouldn’t be doing anything. Marge go ahead. Now Dottie we want your father to know you’re happy. So try to look happy

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49
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Norman: She’s had a terrible shock

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So have I

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50
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Norman: The accident he was in when he was rushing to the bedside of his dying brother- Stanislavsky

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Yes Mr. Coburn’s brother in Oklahoma

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51
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Dottie: No

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You see, she’s still delirious. Believe me Mrs. Garnet it was awful

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52
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Mrs. Garnet: Heavens how horrible. Of course she’s upset

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Naturally we had to send him the money right away

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53
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Marge: That’s better

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Dottie remember to think before you speak. And if possible don’t speak

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54
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Coburn: How do you do. Does Miss Coburn live here

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Yes. Won’t you come in?

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55
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Dottie: No we didn’t expect you at all. We just had time to get the boys

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Dottie! Uh don’t you think you ought to introduce us?

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56
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Dottie: Of course. This is Kate Ault

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I’m so glad to know you

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57
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Marge: Oh uh Kate

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Yes of course! Those are the names of the people who lived here before we moved in

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58
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Marge: We should have thought of that

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We certainly should have

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59
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Coburn: I could easily send you girls some furniture. We have an attic full

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Oh no. No. This is just what we want. It gives us plenty of room to rehearse

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60
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Coburn: who was that woman?

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That’s Mrs. Garnet our landlady

61
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Coburn: What does she mean about my brother?

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She’s had a terrible shock. She hasn’t been the same since that accident her brother had

62
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Coburn: I hope that Dottie will be nice to Muriel

A

Oh, we’ll take care of Muriel

63
Q

Coburn: I intend to see some shows and then have an interview with the pree Sunday morning

A

Are you going to be here long. In New York

64
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Coburn: I won’t be here but a minute

A

That’s swell

65
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Coburn: What?

A

For you I mean I shouldn’t think you’d like New York not after Boston

66
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Coburn: Wouldn’t want to live here

A

Wouldn’t want to live here. How true?

67
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Coburn: Yes. I would

A

Yes then you won’t mind about the rent being raised will you

68
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Coburn: But I sent you money last month

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It was her dues she had to pay. Actors Equity. She’s a member now you know it was a hundred and nine dollars

69
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Coburn: Well-

A

Equity protects you from the producers. We’ve been so well protected we haven’t been bothered by a producer for months

70
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Coburn: I hope the rent hasn’t been made too high

A

No- just high enough

71
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Coburn: Well, with a fine kitchen like that you’ll never go hungry

A

No. Never. Would you like to see the bedrooms now

72
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Coburn: What was that?

A

Nothing- Probably the radio next door

73
Q

Coburn: Who is this man

A

I haven’t the faintest idea, but if he knows what’s good for him he’ll get out of here- fast!

74
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George: Oh!

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Get out of here. Is this your hat?

75
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Tony: Thank God we got here soon enough

A

You said it!

76
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Marge: But Mr. Coburn nothing like that ever happened before

A

Such nice people live in this building. Why Arthur Kenny lives right under us, and he’s one of the most important producers in show business

77
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Marge: We’re great friends

A

And he’s fond of Dottie. He could do big things for her

78
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Coburn: Really?

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There’s no telling what he mightn’t do

79
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Coburn: I’d like to see Dottie’s name in lights

A

I can just see it now-all in lights “Arthur Kenny present Dottie Coburn, daughter of Alfred Coburn. One of Boston’s mod respected and influential politicians

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Kenny: Are you trying to drown me

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Mr. Kenny!

81
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Kenny: No- it’s overflowing all over my apartment downstairs

A

George left it running!

82
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Kenny: No!

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Mr.Kenny, we have a play we want you to see

83
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Kenny: Ha!

A

Did he laugh or burp?

84
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Marge: Well- he really does like us

A

He’s just shy

85
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Dottie: Daddy’s on the Board of Censors

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I’ll bet he doesn’t miss a trick

86
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Norman: All clear? What did Mr. Kenny want?

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Mr. Kenny’s mad. He won’t see our play

87
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Dottie: When Mr. Kenny sees us, he’ll just have to use his imagination

A

A producer, with imagination

88
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Norman: Stanislavsky said-

A

Improvise

89
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Dottie: I think Norman’s absolutely right. And I’ll bet Mr. Kenny will think so too

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If we can ever get him up here

90
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Norman: Can’t anybody think of a recipe that might calm him

A

I know how to make Mickey Finn

91
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Norman: I said calm him, not embalm him

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It doesn’t hurt you. Just knocks you out

92
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Marge: I’m sure he’d love that

A

You would have to take a bath

93
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Norman: I can’t see him either. Maybe he’s in the kitchen

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Probably whipping up a little fudge

94
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Kenny: I see

A

We were just hoping you might come up

95
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Tony: The Kenny touches

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Your production was a scream. Honestly when the butler was tortured by the villain, I thought I’d split

96
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Norman: We had intended using it, but of course Mr. Kenny

A

Since it’s you

97
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Kenny: Why don’t you see me at my office

A

How? “Mr. Kenny’s away. Mr. Kenny’s in China.” That’s all we ever hear in your office. And if we did get in, the first thing you would ask is “What have I seen you in? And then “ How can I use you if I haven’t even seen you?

98
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Kenny: It gives you over a hundred different ways of serving pheasant

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Just what we need

99
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Kenny: Well-

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I know one that’s a knockout

100
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Dottie: I wish you had some imagination

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Dottie!

101
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Dottie: Well, you said he-

A

I was only joking

102
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Tony: He sounded like a nut to me

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Well, look at Orson Welles

103
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Norman: George- Kate, Marge! Snap it up. We’re ready to start

A

Be right there

104
Q

Norman: Curtain!

A

The spirit says - the girl who saw the murder must rise- She must walt to the bed- and she must pull away the blanket

105
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Norman: Yes, Stanislavsky

A

Well can’t you think of anybody we could get in a hurry

106
Q

Norman: Where can we find a corpse at this time of night?

A

We ought to have one one, a female

107
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(knocks)

A

It’s Mr. Kenny

108
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Muriel: Mr. Coburn I didn’t tell him

A

But you were going to

109
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Norman: Curtain!

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The spirit says the girl who saw the murder must rise she must pull away the blanket

110
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Kenny: All right let’s get on with it

A

Can we begin over again?

111
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Muriel: I’m thirsty!

A

You’re thirsty?

112
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Muriel: Yes, I am

A

Of course you’re thirsty. I’ll get you a nice, refreshing drink.

113
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Kenny: We’ll see

A

Here you are, Muriel darling special for you. It’s a surprise. I know you’ll like it. Drink it down.

114
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Muriel: Now we can begin.

A

How do you feel?

115
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Tony: Mickey Finn?

A

Think nothing of it. I’ll do the same for you some day

116
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Norman: Is Muriel satisfied

A

We’re all satisfied

117
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Norman: Curtain

A

The spirit says the girl who saw the murder must rise and she must pull away the blanket

118
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Mrs Garnet: Oh I know you were just acting. Could I watch it?

A

Yes yes, anything!

119
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Norman: Curtain!

A

The spirit says the girl who saw the murder must rise and she must pull away the blanket

120
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1st Cop: What’s all the paraphernalia?

A

It’s all part of our show

121
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Dottie: We’re a crime ring, that’s all

A

We were just having a little fun

122
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1st Cop: You live here too

A

Yes.

123
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Norman: Curtain

A

The spirit says the girl who saw the murder must rise and she must pull away the blanket

124
Q

Norman: Nope

A

Here hang these up, will you

125
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Tony: At least he explained things to the cops and then stayed to see the rest of the show

A

Here work on that

126
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Mrs. Garnet: At least now I won’t have to keep your furniture when you leave thank goodness

A

What do you mean? We’re not leaving

127
Q

Marge: Muriel you wouldn’t do that

A

Would you?

128
Q

Dottie: I hate you

A

Is there anything else that could happen

129
Q

George: No kidding

A

Legally

130
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Marge: Of course you can all of you

A

We’ll stick together that’s the important thing

131
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Marge: That’s a shame

A

But Mr. Kenny what about our show?

132
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Kenny: Yes it would be box office suicide to send a show on the road with no names in it

A

This has been the shortest run of my entire career

133
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Kenny: No not until next Fall

A

You’ll be in Boston

134
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George: Maybe tomorrow you’d like to try a steak- a nice thick steak

A

Well at least we eat today

135
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Marge: What are we going to do about Mr. Coburn tomorrow morning

A

Dottie think hard. Isn’t there anything we can do so he’ll let you stay?

136
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Marge: Couldn’t we make a big play for Mr. Coburn- flatter him

A

That’s pompous stuffed shirt

137
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Marge: Kate he’s Dottie’s father

A

That’s not her fault

138
Q

Dottie: Why Daddy

A

Why Mr. Coburn how nice of you to drop in like this

139
Q

Dottie: Muriel

A

Muriel?

140
Q

Coburn: She said she was coming here last night and then she never came home

A

Well that’s New York for you

141
Q

Marge: We’re expecting visitors any minute I’m afraid

A

And we have to get dressed so if you’ll excuse us

142
Q

Coburn: Just what’s going on here

A

Muriel wasn’t feeling very well

143
Q

Coburn: Have you been drinking

A

We were trying to hush it up

144
Q

Muriel: I know there were some men here

A

Imagination is a tricky thing, well hurry along Mr. Coburn

145
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Coburn: Now we’ll find out and tell them to come in

A

Come in. Mrs. Garnet how glad I am to see you

146
Q

Coburn: Perhaps I was hasty

A

Don’t forget your appointment with the reporters

147
Q

Marge: Oh no Mr. Coburn no

A

You never did see our bedrooms did you Mr. Coburn

148
Q

Kenny: I could rehearse it and get it up to Boston in a week

A

What do you say Mr. Kenny