SCENE NINE (morning Person)

Question 1

FIONA
Good morning men!

Answer 1

You’re awful chipper.

Question 2

FIONA
And why shouldn’t I be? It’s a new day full of promise and fresh starts

Answer 2

It is?

Question 3

FIONA
Yes, and the first thing I’d like to do is apologise for my behaviour yesterday. We obviously got off on the wrong foot, and I’d like to make it up to you

Answer 3

You would?

Question 4

FIONA
Yea, you did rescue me after all. So, I’ve gathered a basket of berries for the trip, and I made you each a daisy chain! We’ve got a long journey ahead of us. To duloc!

Answer 4

I’d you say so. Come on… follow me

Question 5

FIONA
Ow! So, tell me about my groom-to-be, lord farquaad. What’s he like?

Answer 5

Well, let me put it this way, princess- men of Farquaad’s stature are in short supply

Question 6

FIONA
Really?

Answer 6

Oh yeah, but he is a little intimidating

Question 7

FIONA
Well he must be

Answer 7

And yet very good at small talk

Question 8

FIONA
What are you doing?

Answer 8

What? Just saying ya might wanna lower your expectations a bit. Yeah, like three feet or so

Question 9

FIONA
Alright, yuck it up. Doesn’t bother me. Not today. After a lifetime of misery, things are finally going my way.

Answer 9

I’m sure it was very difficult living in a dragon guarded tower

Question 10

FIONA
It was!

Answer 10

It must’ve been nice having a roof and I nice cosy bed. Which is more than I had when I left home

Question 11

FIONA
You’re not actually comparing yourself to what I endured

Answer 11

I’m just saying you don’t corner the market on unhappy childhoods