Shrek Jr Flashcards
(39 cards)
Scene 8:
Are You Princess Fiona?
I am Awaiting a knight as so bold as to rescue me
Ah that’s nice. Now let’s go
But wait sir knight I have long awaited this day. And I wouldst first like to knowest the name of my champion.
Um Shrek
Sir Shrek. I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude.
S: Let’s Go.
F: Now Holdest on Sir Knight. Don’t you want to savor this moment? It beeth our first meet and it shall be a wonderful and romantic scene. (Angery) Romantic Scene.
Donkey: Ahem
F: And where would be a brave knight without his noble steed?
She called me a noble steed!
Well, sir Shrek the battle is won you may remove your helmet
I have helmet hair
Please, I wouldest look upon the face of my rescuer.
No you wouldn’t…est
But how will you kiss me?
It’s a perk!!
No it’s destiny! “A princess is rescued by a brave knight and then they share true love first kiss.”
Ha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
What’s so funny?
No your type
Take off you helmet
Scene 9:
Morning!
Good Morning Men
Chipper
And why shouldn’t I be? It’s a new day full of promised and fresh starts.
It is?
Yes and the first thing I’d like to do is apologize for my behavior yesterday. We’ve obviously gotten off on the wrong foot. I wanna make it up to you.
You would?
Yes, you did rescue me after all. So, I gathered a backed of berries for the trip and made you all each a daisy chain. We’ve got a log journey ahead of us. To Duloc!
Punch Buggy!
Ow. So tell me about my groom to be. What’s he like?
He has short supply.
Really?
A little intimidating
Well he must be
Small Talk
Okay. What are you doing?
Three Feet or so?
Alright, yuck it up it doesn’t bother me. Not today. After a lifetime of misery, things are finally going my way.
It must’ve been nice to have a room and a cozy bed. Which is much more than when I left home.
You not actually comparing yourself to what I endured?
I’m just saying you don’t corner the market on unhappy childhoods.
Thee are things you don’t know. Ya know about me. How rough I had it.
What you run out of shampoo?
I mean about my life.
Here we are, Duloc.
I didn’t realize we were so close. Maybe it can wait until morning.
