Silent Movie

Question 1

stops 3rd bucket from hitting foot

Answer 1

Awwwwwww. Ohhhhhhhh. Ahhhhh. I… I… can you hear this???

Question 2

slide with yes/mouthing yes

Answer 2

This… this… what is this?

Question 3

looks at screen and gasps

Answer 3

Wait, what’s this? Who are those people?

Question 4

PP2: you got it, jimmy!

Answer 4

No, stop! Stop! Stop!

Question 5

piano players stop again

Answer 5

Can anyone else do this?

Question 6

Emma: ow! Ow! Okay stop stop!

Answer 6

Ahhhhh! Please stop!!!

Question 7

Mandrake:What? Wait! I sound like this??

Answer 7

YES!!!

Question 8

Bo: holy cats! We forgot about buck!!! We’ve got to rescue him! pianos start again, Bo runs off

Answer 8

Oh, woe is us! Who will save us in…

Question 9

Eddie: you got it boss! slide/mandrake fixing voice

Answer 9

Wilbur! You need to go to town and get help!

Question 10

Projectionist: hold on! Hold on. slide/I talk in darkness

Answer 10

Ummmm…, that’s not how he phrased it.

Question 11

Emma: that’s such a pretty font!

Answer 11

SHHHHH!!!!

Question 12

Ma cornflower: Go ahead, dear

Answer 12

I’m sorry, but is there anyway we can not use the slides? They’re really slowing us down.

Question 13

Projectionist: you have to use the words

Answer 13

Why?

Question 14

Ruthie: can we please just have the music back??? projectionist snaps, music becomes loud, others run around

Answer 14

Oh dear lord! Who can ever save us in our hour of need? If only the handsome and noble buck rider was here!!!

Question 15

Emma: what?

Answer 15

I SAID WE NEED BUCK RIDER TO PUT OUT THE FIRE! WE NEED BUCK RIDER!

Question 16

Ma cornflower: who?

Answer 16

BUCK RIDER!!! BUCK RIDER!!! BUCK.. hey stop! STOP!!!

Question 17

Buck: ahhhh!!!! (Gibberish)

Answer 17

Oh, buck, I’m so glad you are alive!

Question 18

Buck: gibberish (1)

Answer 18

Buck, are you all right?

Question 19

Emma: why does he sound like THAT?

Answer 19

Maybe, maybe he doesn’t know how to talk…

Question 20

Buck: gibberish (2)

Answer 20

Buck, we don’t know what you’re saying

Question 21

Ma cornflower: yeah you sound like an imbecile buck leaves/mandrake enters

Answer 21

Come back… oh, we’ve upset him

Question 22

Mandrake: we, that’s not fair!!! Why does everyone hate me?

Answer 22

Well, you’re evil!

Question 23

Mandrake: what, how?

Answer 23

Like when you told me that you’d squash me like a bug!

Question 24

Mandrake: I never said that!

Answer 24

Yes, you did! You said that I should sell out to you and then marry you for the money.

Question 25

Mandrake: no I didn't! I told you that I loved your dress

Answer 25

But you grabbed me by the shoulders...

Question 26

Emma: I left a pie on the windowsill to cool *she exits*

Answer 26

What about the maniacal laugh?

Question 27

Wilbur: everything is flammable! *piano starts again*

Answer 27

Wait!

Question 28

Ruthie: can we please have some music?

Answer 28

Maybe you can play something quiet?

Question 29

PP1: a one, and a two, a one two three four *plays*

Answer 29

That's nice

Question 30

Ruthie: I liked the other kind

Answer 30

I've never heard that before. What is that?

Question 31

PP1: oh, it's something that I wrote. It's not finished yet

Answer 31

What's missing?

Question 32

PP1: how about you doll? Do you sing?

Answer 32

Me? I... I don't really do anything... I get rescued...

Question 33

Ma cornflower: you know what? At this moment, nobody cares. How about you guys go back to the not talking thing?

Answer 33

Did you put the fire out?

Question 34

Buck: gibberish (3)

Answer 34

I'm sorry... I... I... Things have changed ...

Question 35

Buck: yes! You want a villain, then a villain you shall have! Away with you multi-chromatic hack!

Answer 35

Buck, how did you learn how to speak English in just five minutes?

Question 36

Buck: it doesn't matter now, because I'm here, and I'm going to stop all this madness before it goes any further. *bomb, gasp, dramatic music*

Answer 36

Buck! What are you doing?!!

Question 37

PP2: I'm sorry jimmy, it's just instinct is all!

Answer 37

What will that bomb achieve???

Question 38

Emma: oh woe is us! With no hero now, who will rescue us in our hour of need? *i look around approach buck in seductive demeanor*

Answer 38

Ummm... buck... look at you with that bomb! You're so strong and handsome. How could any woman resist? We started on the wrong foot. When you kissed my hand before I felt like we were having a wonderful moment. Then all this new stuff happened, the sound, the audience, the farmhands sounding like sellouts...

Question 39

Ma cornflower: rude is getting pretty short honey

Answer 39

Maybe we could put the bomb down and go find a quiet place to... well...?

Question 40

Buck: nice try ms cornflower! But I'm not falling for something that transparent!

Answer 40

Oh. Of course. I'm sorry... that was foolish. By the way, your shoes are untied

Question 41

Farmhand 5: hey everyone the fire he out!!!

Answer 41

How did you do it?

Question 42

Farmhand 5: we were busy trying to shovel, when suddenly there was this huge explosion and the water tower was blown right over onto the fire putting it out. Poof!

Answer 42

That's unbelievable!

Question 43

Foley artist: completely implausible but here we are! *mandrake comes back/ piano music*

Answer 43

Rufus! You're alive!!!

Question 44

Mandrake: what? I'm the hero?

Answer 44

That's right!

Question 45

Mandrake: do I get the girl?

Answer 45

No

Question 46

Projectionist: well this has been fun. I don't suppose that I can convince you guys to go back to normal now?

Answer 46

No!

Question 47

Ma cornflower: you coming honey?

Answer 47

I'll be along in a little bit

Question 48

PP1: we've got a little while until the next show. Can I show you... the lobby?

Answer 48

Ohh!! It sounds magical, doll. *gets on his arm* what's out there?

Question 49

PP1: well... really the bathrooms mostly

Answer 49

Good. I do have to pee a little.