Smoke By Kim Davies Flashcards
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How fucking old are you?
How fucking old are you?
No, seriously, really.
No, seriously, really.
Who the fuck do you think you’re going to be at 31?
Who the fuck do you think you’re going to be at 31?
You’re going to take me to Detroit?
You’re going to take me to Detroit?
Me and Kristen are what we’re going to hang out in Michigan and be some kind of little harem for you?
Me and Kristen are what we’re going to hang out in Michigan and be some kind of little harem for you?
We’re going to live and watch some fucking box on the waterfront so you can be even more fucking irrelevant than you are now ?
We’re going to live and watch some fucking box on the waterfront so you can be even more fucking irrelevant than you are now ?
Seriously, John, who the fuck do you think you are?
Seriously, John, who the fuck do you think you are?
Do you think you’re gonna be my dad?
Do you think you’re gonna be my dad?
you think you’re gonna be my dad.
you think you’re gonna be my dad.
You think you’re gonna be Jeffrey fucking Bradford you’re going to have all the shows you think Eli Broad going to want you hanging on the wall?
You think you’re gonna be Jeffrey fucking Bradford you’re going to have all the shows you think Eli Broad going to want you hanging on the wall?
Leonard Stern?
Leonard Stern?
Do you know what my dad was doing when he was 31?
Do you know what my dad was doing when he was 31?
Yeah, of course you know.
Yeah, of course you know.
And he got divorced from my mom because he was fucking a 19-year-old fashion model.
And he got divorced from my mom because he was fucking a 19-year-old fashion model.
What does Kirsten do?
What does Kiersten do?
I bet she’s a barista.
I bet she’s a barista.
I don’t think he even remembers all of their names you know?
I don’t think he even remembers all of their names you know?
There are just so many.
There are just so many.
So yeah, that’s what my dad was doing. He was 31.
So yeah, that’s what my dad was doing. He was 31.
You know what he wasn’t fucking doing?
You know what he wasn’t fucking doing?
He wasn’t taking phone calls in the middle of the night with his pants down and then running off like somebody’s fucking lapdog to do God knows what stupid thing because he didn’t have the nerve to tell someone to fuck off!
He wasn’t taking phone calls in the middle of the night with his pants down and then running off like somebody’s fucking lapdog to do God knows what stupid thing because he didn’t have the nerve to tell someone to fuck off!
That’s what he wasn’t doing.
That’s what he wasn’t doing.
You know what?
You know what?
This is why you’re nobody.