the acid test Flashcards
(49 cards)
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you know ben, my boss, ben trevers
the ginger guy
yeah but he’s quite like… he’s not ginger in like a rupert grint-y way he is a hot ginger
dont exist
yeah they do like sean slater from eastenders and, and that guy that does the army and shouty stuff like damien lewet
lewis
what?
damien lewis
yeah he’s hot
get on with it
what
ben…
no well ben… I asked ben to take me to that dinner you know the one at the savoy
with the contract guy?
yeah, like there is this big dinner with everyone from work and the sister company which actually makes more money and they are looking for people to transfer so I want to go and I said to Ben would he take me. And ben was all like “so you’re asking me out” and I was like, I was like kind of “not really Mr Trevers” because I don’t know I was being a bit flirty and stuff
standard
and I don’t know what to do
sorry whats the problem
it’s like he’ll take me and stuff
good
yeah but like you know
god, you say “like” a lot
sorry it’s like… fuck, it’s lik… its a nervous thing
dana what’s the problem?
what?
will he not take you?
no he said he would if like, if, he might you know if like
what
you know go out with him
i thought you hd to go out with him to the dinner
no, like, like…
can you just say it?
oh it doesn’t matter
oh not this again
no it doesn’t matter
nope
yeah it doesn’t matter
“you must, must tell us”
no I won’t it’s embarrassing talk about something else
go on you’ve caught our interest
no it’s nothing just ben you know
no we don’t know
like he will take me and everything it’s just… you know
no what?
if i have sex with him
what?
if i have sex with him
