The Chaos Chronicles Flashcards
(24 cards)
THAT STUPID HEAD RAHHHHH THAT BADDIE BELONGS TO ME!
Then I rewired the mainframe and bypassed the firewall to steal the nuclear launch codes!
What is that guy even saying? Uhh, English please?
Erm, you do know that I have ears right?
Oh my god, who is this guy?
This is James, the captain of the football team. Eir-go and absolute meathead. However I cannot deny his absolute hunkability.
What? Like, I don’t even know you. Besides, I’m like, totally obsessed with this guy. He is, like, so smart and tells me all about Dungeons and Dinosaurs and, like, Call of Doom Eternal and, like, none of my friends are that cultured.
Ughh! I’ve told you a thousand times before, Sharpay, it’s Dungeons and Dragons and Call of Duty!
Ugh, yeah. That’s, like, what I just said.
No, you did not, you insolent (temporarily redacted)!
Hey, kid, I’m warning you. You’d better back off my babe or you’ll face my full wrath!
Oh really? Big talk for you when your 100 meter sprint time was 12 minutes-
HEY! THAT’S BECAUSE IT WAS BULKING SEASON!
The only thing you were bulking up on was attitude.
Of course, my beautiful queen, although my hatred for this NERD runs deep I shall bury my feelings for your sake.
Wow, you’re so dreamy, however I must restrain myself and- BOYFRIEND!? WHO EVER SAID I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND!?
YES, MY ANGEL OF HIGHSCHOOL THAT DOESN’T ACTUALLY HAVE A NAME BECAUSE THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION! DUMP HIM AND MARRY ME!
But, wait just a gosh darn minute I say! I only hung out with her with the intent to become more popular so I could date you!
ME? Whatever are you speaking of, you poor, pathetic boy?
Ever since I met you, I fell deeply in love. The way you shoved me into lockers my whole school career and the way you called me demeaning names and stole my lunch money. I could never get enough of you! I WANT you, I NEED you, I can’t LIVE without you PLEASE, just give me a chance!
Woah, so you’re, like, a homosexual? That’s, like, sooo in right now, but don’t worry, I’m sure I could fix you.
Golly gee wilikers! I beg your pardon?
What’s a homosexual?
A homosexual is the more academic way of saying gay.
Wait, so you’re in love with me? I’M GONNA TELL THE WHOLE FOOTBALL TEAM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
NO, THEY CAN’T KNOW OF MY FORBIDDEN LOVE FOR YOU!
Woah, this is kinda hot, not gonna lie.
Come again?
You guys can go elope and be gay for all I care. I just wanna be a part of this.
SHUT UP YOU, TWERP!
Well…I guess I need a new shredding leader.. alright you’re in
Are we sure we need this many big macs? I’m quite sure these are damaging to your health so I primarily stick to flavorless gruel…
Yes the lighting here is just perfect for my story. Look see I tagged it as “forbidden romance” “homosexual” “gay” “very gay” “BL” and “I bet you wish you were me”
I do not understand this medium of telecommunication…however, I cannot deny the lighting here is quite stupendous
SHUT UP YOU STUPID BIRD the Big Macs WILL be mine and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me!
Now what’s all this ruckus about?
Yeah, this is like so not cute
Who exactly are you people anyway? I don’t recall seeing you around these parts before…
This is oddly uncomfortable…
GUYS, can you PLEASE stop your blabbering, can’t you see an important moment is happening right now? I would like to be entertained if you don’t mind
Honey, after you’ve fought in all of the wars, everywhere starts to look the same
Now that you point it out, this island does seem to ring a bell…
I’VE GOT IT in all of my research on Diddy, who never did ANYTHING wrong for the record, the only island that sounds sorta like E.P. Stein would have to be…well…Epstein’s Island!
WHAT?!
Shnoocums, why in the world would you book our wedding on Epstein’s Island?
Yeah, you (temporarily redacted) didn’t you think to do even the slightest bit of research before throwing us all into your mess?!
YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR THE SUSPICION OF BEING CONNECTED WITH MANY MANY MANY ILLEGAL CRIMES THAT WILL NOT BE DISCLOSED AT THIS TIME
(gasp)
