The Resolutions Flashcards
(41 cards)
Achieve at least 3 new recipes for dinner
Dad
I want to start wearing godzoinks
Elizabeth Ives
Start Plan an elaborate escapade in which unicorns smoking pot are involved
Catherine
Achieve total world domination and kill all world leaders
Catherine
Cleaning up after others
Caroline
I want to start looking for pink trees.
Elizabeth Ives
I want to stop looking at normal trees.
Elizabeth Ives
I want to succeed in finding a pink tree
Elizabeth
I want to stop wearing anything that aren’t godzoinks
Elizabeth Ives
Spend time on a hobby
Caroline
My New Years resolution is to not die
Catherine
I want to win a contest for the most awesome godzoink
Elizabeth Ives
Start cooking dinner once a week for the family
Russell
Keep my room incredibly clean and always speak politely to my parents
Catherine and Elizabeth
Fess up about my addiction to crack and seek help
Caroline
Give up desserts
Caroline
Stop smoking stale cigars
Dad
Achieve my first space flight
Dad
Stop being such a slave to fashion
Caroline
Start astronaut training
Dad
Start sleeping earlier
Stop drinking too much coffee
Travel the world - solo
Caroline
I want to burn water
Elizabeth Ives
Achieve getting to bed within 10 min of being asked
Elizabeth