Twits Questions Flashcards
(41 cards)
When does Mr. Twit wash his beard?
Never
What is in Mr. Twit’s beard?
Food
Why doesn’t Mr. Twit ever get hungry?
Because he has small pieces of food in his beard and he eats it
Is Mrs. Twit a beautiful woman? Describe her looks.
No, Mrs. Twit had a glass eye that was always looking the other way, warts and in her right hand she carried a walking stick
Why does Mrs. Twit look the way that she does?
Because she have a glass eye
What does Mrs. Twit use the walking stick for?
She could hit things with it, things like dogs and cats and small children
What trick did Mrs. Twit play on Mr. Twit?
She put her glass eye in Mr. Twit’s mug of beer when he wasn’t looking
How does Mr. Twit get revenge on Mrs. Twit?
He put frog in the Mrs. Twit’s bed
What reason does Mrs. Twit give for the moving spaghetti?
Because it’s worms
What did Mr. Twit do to Mrs. Twit’s walking stick?
He stuck a tiny round piece of wood onto the bottom of the stick
What does Mrs. Twit think is happening because of the walking stick?
She thinks the walking stick grow
What disease does Mr. Twit tell Mrs. Twit she has?
The shrinks
What is Mr. Twit’s solution to Mrs. Twit’s problem?
He stretch Mrs. Twit
How does Mr. Twit apply the solution?
He tie Mrs. Twit to one hundred ballons and the ground for stretch Mrs. Twit
What is Mr. Twit’s second nasty idea?
Break the strings around the ankles of Mrs. Twit
How did Mrs. Twit get to safety and what did she do when she came back?
She get rid of some of the balloons clinging to her arms, she landed on Mr. Twit and with her stick, she cracking him all over his body
How many windows do the Twits have on their house?
Not windows anywhere
What do the Twits eat for supper on Wednesdays?
A Bird Pie
How does Mr. Twit catch birds?
He puts glue on a branch for the birds landed ther and gets stuck
How do the little boys escape?
They take off their pants glued to the branch and go home quickly
What is the name of father monkey?
Muggle-Wump
What did the Twits do as an occupation in the past?
They work in a circus as money trainors
Why does Mr. Twit presently train monkeys?
Because he want to do the first great upside-down monkey circus in the world
How long do the monkeys have to practice every day and what is their routine?
Six hours and they hand to dance upside down, play football up sied down, balance one on top of the other upside down with Muggle-Wump at the bottom and the smallest baby monkey at the very top and eat and drink upside down