Under The Ladder Rescue Flashcards
(24 cards)
Door top
USES:
Kurt URSES draped over the top of the door, very uncomfortable
RIT activation with downed firefighter and block egress:
Kurt is draped over the door writing a WRIT of habious corpus to try to BLOCK a flock of EGRETS who are trying to get into the room.
Door Middle
Can be upper floor, below grade, or just as a mechanical advantage if you need to drag a heavy person a long way to the window.
The egrets say let’s leave an UPPER decker and start pooping on his head. But they are dumb and BELOW GRADE and poop on each other instead (“are we doing this right?”). One looks just like Jack Black from High Fidelity and says “no, DRAG man”.
Door low
Also for a civilian who is too heavy to carry down the ladder:
Heavy D tries shoving the egrets under the door with a ladder.
Right cabinet top
You need a ladder for Ingress first, then as a high point:
Open the cabinet door and find INGRID Bergman getting HIGH
Cabinet middle
Can marry the 24’ and 16’ roof ladder if it will reach the window sill.
Hear loud crashes coming from the cabinet. Open to find the MARRY of NERO who is smashing so many DISHES they REACH to the ceiling.
Cabinet low
If the window is wide enough place them side by side so you don’t have to move anything.
The stack of broken dishes is so high you open the bottom cabinet and pull out a SIDE by SIDE to drive over them.
Wall high (mirror)
Raise the 24’ several feet above the window for a high point:
You want to for NERO to stop so you string him up HIGH on the wall by his FEET
Middle wall mid (wine)
Use a shallow angle. Less stable but more room under the ladder.
Freyre dressed as a SHALLOW ANGEL is dunk off the wine and annoying as shit
Middle wall low
MUST be footed. Look for a way to secure the ladder. Footed. Tie off bottom rung. Buttress against a solid object.
You get annoyed at Freyre and play a joke by SECURING his feet together, TIE if off his BOTTOM and he says ‘oh you like my BUTT?’ And you string him up.
Wall corner high (above bed)
Once the FF is in the window, move the lower ladder so the side so that its not in the way of the ropes.
Tell Ayla to move her LIGHTER to the SIDE so that it won’t get knocked out of her hands by Freyre’s flailing ROPES
Wall corner mid (bed)
Can use one extension ladder.
Ayla says throws a fit ‘I only have ONE LIGHTER!’
Corner wall low (under the bed)
Raise to the sill of the window to gain access
A barking SEAL under the bed keeps knocking the bottom and tossing Ayla around
Ayla wall high (above window)
Once the FF goes in, raise the ladder several rungs above the window for a high point
RAYS of light are coming in the top of the window and making the opposite wall smoke
Ayla wall mid (window)
Downside is you lose your egress
A tiny EGRET climbs in the window and gets brutally eaten by the seal
Ayla wall low (under the window)
First FF goes in and starts to package the victim
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Stairs high
First firefighter goes in to package the victim. Can use a sling link, hasty harness, turnout harness not DRD
FIREFIGHTER in full turnouts looking up at a PACKAGE that is on the ceiling. He wants to get it. He tries a SLING LINK but can’t lasso it so he makes a HASTY HARNESS and tries to pull himself up. When that doesn’t work he uses his TURNOUT HARNESS which obviously doesn’t work and says BRB.
Stairs middle (handrail)
Sling link is the best option. Gonclockwise leg, arm, arm, leg. Can use carabiner on green loop or pull the two arm loops together which is tighter
The SLING LINK the firefighter threw falls on the handrail and gets wound up in a spinning CLOCK. He realizes he’s still attached and starts losing limbs like the black knight an ARM, LEG, another LEG and last ARM. Ayla tries to keep him from hurting himself further by cuffing him with a CARABINER on his ARMS
Staircase low (stairs)
20’ length of webbing pre tied in a water knot - Lay it in a circle outlining the victim -Pull loop up through the crotch
- Pull arms inside two loops then pull the crotch loop through it
- Pull the loop behind the head and use a carabiner
Ayla tries to clean the bloody mess with a bucket of WATER that does NOT work. She lays the harness like a chalk OUTLINE around the body
Since he’s dead she sneaks a PULL on his CROTCH
She messes around and uses his own ARMS to PULL his own CROTCH
Then PULLS the HEAD tabs says why are you hitting yourself and shoves a BEAN up his nose.
Upstairs wall high
Turnout harness could work but the angle would be bad to get them out the window.
Another firefighter hanging by his harness Jams a PROTRACTER into the wall to stop himself from swinging.
Upstairs wall mid (radiator)
DRD does not work because it only holds your arms which can slip out.
Firefighter cannot get a good angle so he hooks to his DRD but his ARMS FALL OUT and he crashes into the radiator.
Upstairs wall low
Air pack only in an emergency because it might be cracked.
Firefighter crashing on the radiator scares a CRACK head hiding underneath. He screams EMERGENCY! Police brutality!
Upstairs wall corner high
If you use the air pack make sure all straps are super tight.
To shut up the crackhead you grab the dead firefighters AIRPACK and STRAP him to the ceiling in the corner.
Upstairs wall corner mid
For civilian can use a hasty harness but it needs to be shorter.
Jennifer Sykes as the CIVILIAN reviewer is mad at our actions and tries to pull the crackhead down with HASTY HARNESS but she’s too SHORT to reach.
Upstairs wall corner low
Stokes would be best but it’s hard to maneuver around the ladder.
You see Jennifer and say hey miss STOKES! She gets mad and corrects you then storms off to find a LADDER to reach the crack head.
