Wicked Witch Lines WOZ (ALL)

Question 1

…and she’s worst than the other one was.

Answer 1

Where’s my sister?

Question 2

Yonder she lies.

Answer 2

Where?!

Question 3

Glinda: There.

Answer 3

Alright, who’s the smart aleck that turned her into a house? Was it you Glinda?

Question 4

Glinda: Not the house. Under the house

Answer 4

Under the house?

Question 5

Dorthy: It’s my fault. I’m so sorry. My house dropped on her-

Answer 5

You dropped your house on my sister? How could anyone be so unbelievably clumsy?

Question 6

Glinda: Look closer.

Answer 6

Aaargh!

Question 7

You recognized her then?

Answer 7

Of course I recognized her. Who else would wear ruby slippers with those socks? The ruby slippers! Little girl, you have done me a service. I shall don the ruby slippers which will make my powers greater than ever!

Question 8

The west witch turns towards the slippers in time to see them vanish

Answer 8

The ruby slippers! They’re gone! The slippers! What have you done with them?

Question 9

See for your self. Step forward, Dorthy.

Answer 9

Give them back to me or I’ll-

Question 10

-It’s too late! There they are and there they’ll stay!
HINT: Give me back those slippers…

Answer 10

Give me back those slippers! I’m the only one who knows how to use them. They’re of no use to you. Give them back to me. Give them back!

Question 11

… Their magic must be very powerful or she wouldn’t want them so badly.

Answer 11

You stay out of this, Glinda, or I’ll fix you as well!

Question 12

… Be gone, before someone drops a house on you, too!

Answer 12

Very well. I’ll bide my time and as for you, my fine lady, It’s true I can’t attend to you here and now as I’d like. But after a suitable period of mourning, I will have those slippers and my revenge too!
… So best try to stay out of my way, Just try! I’ll get you eventually my little pretty… and your dog TOO!

Question 13

ACT ONE SCENE 11
(want to play ball?)

Answer 13

You call that long? Why, you’ve only just begun!

Question 14

TIN MAN: You! You’re the one who put the spell on my ax!

Answer 14

It certainly chopped you down to size, didn’t it! And now you’re helping the little lady along, aren’t you, my fine gentlemen? Well, stay away from her or I’ll stuff a mattress with you, scarecrow! And you Tin man! I’ll turn you into a beehive!

Question 15

SCARECROW: Oh! Oh! Look out! Oh, I’m on fire! Fire! Help!

Answer 15

Just remember scarecrow, helping that girl reach the Emerald City could be your last burning ambition!

Question 16

ACT ONE SCENE 13
HINT: There is nothing so depressing…

Answer 16

There is nothing so depressing as boundless optimism. Happily it is totally misplaced. Now, shall I squash them out like the infuriating little bugs they are, or shall I be witty and creative? The bug alternative is attractive but messy. So witty and creative wins the day. A-hah! Something with poison in it, I think. With poison in in it, but attractive to the eye — and soothing to smell! Poppies, Poppies, Poppies!

Question 17

ACT ONE SCENE 13 (CONT’D)
HINT: Lullaby…

Answer 17

This lethal lullaby will put them to sleep forever. And then the Ruby Slippers will be… MINE!!!!

Question 18

ACT 2 SCENE 5
HINT: (I hate her…)

Answer 18

I hate her. I hate her not. I hate her. I hate her not. I hate hate hate hate hate hate her! Now I understand why the Poppies failed me. Fate ordained that Oz himself should deliver the mellifluous little baggage into my territory. But how to bring her here before me? (Clap, Clap) Winkies! Winkies, come forth.

Question 19

Yoo-hee-hoo! Yo-ho!

Answer 19

Enough! Silence! QUIET!!!!

Question 20

(Winkies stop singing)
HINT: Why sing?

Answer 20

Why do you always have to sing that loathsome song/dirge

Question 21

Since you put your foot through our drum, how else can we keep in step?

Answer 21

What does it mean anyway?

Question 22

You mean… Yoo-hee-hoo! Yo-ho!

Answer 22

Next time I enslave a whole nation, I must check out their intelligence first. (Calls offstage) Niko! Niko! Where is the commander of my Aerobatic Apes?

Question 23

PART 1
(Niko enters)
PART I:
There you are my simian minion. I have an important task for you. My enemies…
PART II:
Exhausted? What do mean you’re exhausted? Alright, Alright…

Answer 23

There you are, my simian minion. I have an important task for you. My enemies are about to enter the Haunted Forest. I want you to rouse your men and snatch the sickening little girl and her equally nauseating little dog. [Niko speaks] Exhausted? What do you mean you’re exhausted? Alright, Alright. I’ll conjure up a spell to take the fight out of her. Now which of my creepy-crawly creations shall I spend to plague her. The Flibbery-gibbert? No! The Fly-by-Night? No! Aha, I have it. The Jitter bug.Well may you gibber. There is no more infectious bug in my book of spells. Once bitten, they can never stop dancing till they drop. And when they do, you shall be there to scoop up the little brat and the little brute and bring ‘em both to me. No go! Do my bidding!

Question 24

(Niko exits)
HINT: Fly… dainty feet… repairing…

Answer 24

Fly! Fly! Fly! Soon those darling little red slippers will grace my dainty feet. (pause) I wonder if any of those Winkies do shoe repairing?

Question 25

ACT 2 SCENE 8 HINT: This way my dear. I trust you had a pleseant...

Answer 25

This way my dear. I trust you had a pleasant flight. It's so kind of you to visit me in my loneliness. (Pause) Gimme the dog.

Question 26

What are you doing with Toto?

Answer 26

Tonight we feast on deviled dog.

Question 27

Dorothy: NO! HINT: It's alright my dear... He'll look even more revolting with an apple in his mouth...

Answer 27

It's alright my dear. Just my little joke. He'll look even more revolting with an apple in his mouth. (To Niko) Here, put him in the basket

Question 28

Where are you taking him? Why can't he stay with me? HINT: River

Answer 28

Because the raging, roaring river in some way off. Is he a water breed?

Question 29

I don't think so... HINT: He soon will be...

Answer 29

He soon will be 'cause that's where we're going to drop him if you don't hand over those slippers!

Question 30

But the Good Witch of the North told me not to. HINT: Vert well. Throw the...

Answer 30

Very well. Throw the basket in the deepest point of the river and drown him.

Question 31

...I don't want them- just give me back Toto!

Answer 31

That's a good girl, I knew you'd see reason!

Question 32

(The witch reaches for the slippers, they spark)

Answer 32

Ohh Ohh!

Question 33

Run Toto, as far away as you can!

Answer 33

(To Niko) Catch him you fool!

Question 34

He got away! He got away from you! HINT: Which is more than... as long as you're alive...

Answer 34

Which is more than you'll ever do! Fool that I am. I should have remembered- those slippers will never come off, as long as you're alive!

Question 35

(Witch picks up large hour glass) HINT: You see this? That's how much longer you've got...

Answer 35

You see this? That's how much longer you've got to be alive! And it isn't long, my pretty. Just long enough for me to devise an unpleasant but wildly entertaining death for you! Of course, there is on route of escape. It's a long way down, and the rocks are sharp. So if you decide to go this way, be a darling and leave the ruby slippers on the window sill. It'll save us from having to take 'em off your corpse. ## Footnote *WICKED LAUGH****

Question 36

How can anyone be so nasty, mean, and cruel?

Answer 36

Lots and lots of practice.

Question 37

Dorthy: Come back, Auntie Em! HINT: Mimicking...

Answer 37

Auntie Em- Auntie Em- come back! I'll give you Auntie Em, my pretty!

Question 38

ACT 2 SCENE 10 HINT: Going so...

Answer 38

Going so soon?

Question 39

(Four friends run, Winkies surround them) HINT: Won't hear it...

Answer 39

We won't hear of it, will we Winkies?

Question 40

LION: I think we've outstayed our welcome. HINT: Ring a round a rosies...

Answer 40

🎵Ring around a rosy! A pocket full of spears!🎵 The sands of time have run out for you. The last to go will see the first three before her! And your mangy little mutt too! 🎵Eenie Meenie Minie Mo. Who shall be the first to go? Lion? Girl? Tin Man? No! My broom has chosen... Scarecrow!!🎵

Question 41

No! No! No! No! No! Help! HINT: Old flame...

Answer 41

What's the matter? Don't you want to be my old flame?

Question 42

Leave him alone! Can't you see he's terrified? HINT: Miss Mouth...

Answer 42

I'll get around to you eventually, Miss Mouth. Meanwhile, watch your little friend go up in smoke.

Question 43

Scarecrow: No, please... HINT: all burned up...

Answer 43

Too late Scarecrow! You're all burned up!

Question 44

Dorthy: No...

Answer 44

What?

Question 45

I won't let you! HINT: Last line...!

Answer 45

Ohhh! You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would've thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness! Ohhhh-ohhh!